Skip to main content
Jim: Hi, what's up?
Jose: Nothing much just got a serious case of ballitchilitis.
Jim: Cool, how can I get it?
Jose: Suck on my balls!
by Senad January 26, 2008
Flag
mugGet the ballitchilitis mug.

Ballzitch

Share definition
A convenient contraction of the two words balls and itch. The male genitalia is one of the most optimum places on the body for bacteria, parisites, and fungi to flourish. Some of these things cause the tesitcles to itch. When this occurs, it saves time to simply say "Ballzitch" and scratch your testes until alleviated rather than have your friends ask, "Were you just playing with yourself?"
"Wait up a sec, ballzitch."
by PsychoFrog September 25, 2004
Flag
mugGet the Ballzitch mug.

ballbitch

Share definition
Someone who has no merit, no social status. One of the lowest in the ranks, a grunt who has to shag balls so as not to be seen as completely worthless.
Cant Hit Bombs is a ballbitch!
by sboy August 17, 2004
Flag
mugGet the ballbitch mug.

Ballsitch

Share definition
When one touches their balls and then touches the bottom of another persons chin while saying ballsitch.
I’ll give you five bucks if you ballsitch those two.
by Big_Hammer November 28, 2018
Flag
mugGet the Ballsitch mug.