Baker

1. Its when someone goes all bi polar on you, loving you one day then freaking out on you the next. Mind games, casual sex and drama all included for free.

2. When you hook a girl, make out with her in her hotel parking lot but you can't sink her so you do away with her.

1. I dumped him cause he was a total Baker waiting to happen!

2. Totally pulled a Baker on her last week!

by cheemjoeknee December 3, 2011

Baker

The ultimate champion of sniffing bike seats. Could also be described as the action of sniffing a seat. Originating in the mid 1980's the Baker is the pinnacle of sniff techniques.

I'm gonna Baker the shit out of that bike seat!

by Burgerboyz May 28, 2014

Baker

A person that often does not know what is happening and/or changes their mind frequently.

Can be used in a variety of ways.

Jim: "What happened?"
Joe: "Your such a baker"

Sammy: "What the baker just happened?!"

by Bambipornstar August 6, 2011

Baker

A person who frequently partakes in chicken lickin.

That guy is baker.

by Big Colonol April 16, 2009

The Baker

Similiar to the Bill Cosby where the guy shits on a person's chest and uses his penis to rub it all over their body.

"Hey CShep, you just gave The Baker to Frosty!"

"Beadle came into Room 912 and before he knew it, they had given him The Baker."

by Cock Jockey March 24, 2007

The Baker

The act of jizzing into a condom, then sneekily cuting off the tip of the semen recepticle. Then proceeding to squeeze out the spooge (preferably on partners face) like a baker frosts a cake.

Did you hear about Aaron pulling the baker on some random girl he met?

I totally pulled the baker on her!

by evilnapsterguy December 14, 2008

The Baker

The act of putting flour on one's penis prior to sexual intercourse because the vagina is too sticky, much like a baker puts flour on his/her hands to keep from sticking to the dough.

I had to give my girlfriend The Baker when we ran out of lubricant.

by CryoMan April 13, 2011