Barportunity

Opportunity to attend the Bar for heinous drinking.

Friend 1: Are we still on to go to the movies

Friend 2: Not anymore, a Barportunity has presented itself.

by Hater of SlackJaws April 1, 2025

Caleb Bailor

Caleb Bailor is a super sexy meme lover with usually a large penis. Caleb’s favorite music is probably early 2000s R&B so that they can record sappy snaps in the rain to send to there mother when they come home to late and the house is locked.

Man 1: “Hey why do you always have a huge bulge?”
Man 2: “Stop dude, I’m just trying to be like Caleb Bailor!”

by TeaRaptor August 5, 2021

Narcissistic Bailor

(Noun)-The Narcissistic Bailor is a phrase used to describe an individual that generally possesses an over- inflated ego and while confronted they will either shift gears into a manipulative attack mode or fly the coop. In other words, since they can't take the heat, they get the hell out of the kitchen!!!! Typically, the word unhealthy is thrown around by them in an effort to portray that they are being subjected to unhealthy behavior, when in fact they are the UNHEALTHY ones. These people will go on a vacation with their significant other and if a nerve is struck; disagreement arises, forget it! Next thing you know , your in the car for 9 hours on the way home, riding in silence! Total assholes!!!

"I am so over this bullshit with this Narcissistic Bailor!!! What adult behaves this way? They need "DEPENDS". Not only is their behavior childish, but it's so fucken rude. After bailing at the beach, and riding shotgun with their silent ass I contemplated punching him in his face or jumping out of the car!!! Life is way too short to deal with a narcississtic bailor. Karma is a bitch!!!!

by Cappy C January 30, 2023