Bag of Dicks 

(noun). An expression used when something sucks, or when something doesn't happen the way it was originally intended. This phrase was coined by an Ohioan, Rich, in the year 2000, who used this term to describe his job at Sam's Club.

Did you ask that hot girl out that works in shoes? Yea I did but she's engaged. Dude thats such a bag a dicks.

Bag of Dicks by Rich August 27, 2003

bag of dicks 

N. A bag--can be paper or plastic (or even a burlap sack)--filled with various shapes, sizes, and colors of disembodied/severed penises; commonly used to describe an unattractive situation or proposition

person A: Did you get married yet?

person B: No. My fiancee ran off with my best friend.

person A: That's a bag of dicks.

bag of dicks by Rossi 46 February 12, 2009

bag of dicks 

When a guy is being a complete asshole

John is being such a big bag of dicks tonight!

bag of dicks by chriss91 June 1, 2015

A bag of dicks 

a term you use when something sucks in your life!!!

"Man this sucks a bag of dicks!!!!"

A bag of dicks by gina07 August 14, 2007

bag of dicks 

A man who is such a dick, he isn't just a dick, he is a bag of dicks.

Troy is a selfish fucking fat bag of dicks.

bag of dicks by AlohaTaco November 23, 2016

Dumber than a bag of dicks 

Stupid

She was "dumber than a bag of dicks" when she drove around drunk because that is stupid.

Dumber than a bag of dicks by Les mcclary February 24, 2019

happier than a fag in a bag of dicks 

An instance of extreme elation similar to the felling experienced by a homosexual when trapped in a bag filled with his food of choice.

"I just won the lottery in the middle of a recession and now i'm happier than a fag in a bag of dicks!"

happier than a fag in a bag of dicks by The Bay Area Stranger April 21, 2009