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rabid badger sex

That wild, frenetic coupling that results in crashing off the bed, knocking over lamps, breaking apart furniture, and smashing into walls before collapsing in a sweaty, quivering heap.
What the hell happened to this room, dude? Oh, Kelly was over all night and, man, we had hours of rabid badger sex. It was beyond awesome!
by flyingdog March 19, 2008
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Badger Spotting

The act of engaging in annonymous homosexual sex in a public park. This phrase comes from the University of Wisconsin Madison Badgers, where members of the schools Fraternities used to do this in order to hide their choice of lifestyle and yet give in to their urges.
Unknown to the other Frat brothers, Ryan often snuck out late at night for a little badger spotting in Camp Randal Memorial Park.
by MiguelSanchez93 November 5, 2009
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Badger Syndrome

A disease transferred by squirrell saliva that causes the infectee to believe everyone looks like a badger.
Dude, you've got badger syndrome.
by Badger Badger Badger Badger February 17, 2006
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123 Badger Skadoo

A sex act involving first vaginal intercourse. Then move onto anal. From there it's onto oral. That order is the 1, 2, 3 portion of this maneuver. When you're about to ejactulate scream, "I'm a badger!" like you're a cracked out cartoon character. Upon finishing your business, run screaming from the room while giggling like a school girl. This is the skadoo portion of the evening. She'll never call you again.
I met this girl who was getting way too into my shit so I gave her the old 123 Badger Skadoo. She's since left town.
by Richard™ February 20, 2007
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Badger Short Bus Brigade

A group of UW-Madison students who converted a short bus into a Wisconsin Badger football tailgating vehicle. They are also a registered Limited Liability Company with the state of Wisconsin.
The Badger Short Bus Brigade just drove by blasting Journey.
by Dustin McMahon March 14, 2008
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Badger Slap

I want you to Badger Slap me with a bag of frozen peas.
by honeybadger42 September 11, 2011
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badger song

A song that is about badgers, mushrooms, and snakes.
by ass wiper November 14, 2007
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