Someone who has no qualifications to fly an aircraft but pretends to know a lot more than the pilot himself.
Mark: Oh look how he had a sharp turn upon approach.
John: boy shut up and stop being a back seat pilot.
John: boy shut up and stop being a back seat pilot.
by Ms Chai August 30, 2017
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by emmanem June 26, 2005
Get the back seat driver mug.A specific type of paint baller who stands at the start point for almost the entire battle and just gives orders
type 1. a noob who try's to show of by attempting to demonstrate leadership not actually giving any useful orders, just to hide the fact he / she is scared shitless of being hit
type 2. a pro who over watches the map in order to see whats going on and to spot any week spots in the enemy defense, usually armed with a long range marker
type 1. a noob who try's to show of by attempting to demonstrate leadership not actually giving any useful orders, just to hide the fact he / she is scared shitless of being hit
type 2. a pro who over watches the map in order to see whats going on and to spot any week spots in the enemy defense, usually armed with a long range marker
Type 1 Back-Seat-Commander: Move forward!!!
Guy1: SHUT THE FUCK UP, GET DOWN HERE AND DO SOMETHING!!!
Guy2: fucking noob Paintball Back-Seat-Commander
Type 2 Back-Seat-Commander: you three, move up the middle where the resistance is strongest and draw as much attention as possible, remember its more important that you stay alive than take out the enemy, you five take the left side on my "go" when their attention is at the center the rest of you reinforce the center as necessary but in the meantime protect the objective!
Guy1: SIR, YES SIR!
Guy2: Wow this guy really knows what hes doing
Guy1: SHUT THE FUCK UP, GET DOWN HERE AND DO SOMETHING!!!
Guy2: fucking noob Paintball Back-Seat-Commander
Type 2 Back-Seat-Commander: you three, move up the middle where the resistance is strongest and draw as much attention as possible, remember its more important that you stay alive than take out the enemy, you five take the left side on my "go" when their attention is at the center the rest of you reinforce the center as necessary but in the meantime protect the objective!
Guy1: SIR, YES SIR!
Guy2: Wow this guy really knows what hes doing
by OLZ. V. October 9, 2009
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"Lisa's in the back seat of a camaro getting fingered by some guy who's never gonna call her again cause she threw up while she came." – Dov
"Lisa's in the back seat of a camaro getting fingered by some guy who's never gonna call her again cause she threw up while she came." – Dov
by randomguy908727 August 16, 2011
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1- "Dude she gave me the Back Seat Driver last night"
2- "Nice! How was it?"
1- "She totally caught me by surprise and made me cum. It was bossy!"
2- "Nice! How was it?"
1- "She totally caught me by surprise and made me cum. It was bossy!"
by Noodle_Lips June 2, 2011
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... for fucks sake, Back seat shifting.
... for fucks sake, Back seat shifting.
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