Black Forest Pig

A person that loves Black Forest Cake so much, that they bring it to work in a gigantic tupperware container so that they can "share" it with everyone. In reality, they choose to eat it all themselves. AKA - BFP

"Look at Brenda eat that Black Forest Cake. She is such a Black Forest Pig."

by Mattieu October 19, 2005

black forest

some one with a very extensive amount of pubic hair. resembeling a black forest!

devon has a black forest

by Josh O August 18, 2004

Black forest

Wide area of thick pubic hair in males

Shut up or else I burn your Black Forest.

by Miya Karriefah June 24, 2020

black forest shateau

An overly rich mountain of crap of the sort produced after a night out on the chop.

"For fuck sake Macauley, I don't care if your pissed - that's one hell of a black forest shateau you've left in there. Thanks to you my kitchen is now out of bounds. Tokito!"

by Tokito April 3, 2008

Black Forest

Pubic Hair. When someone asks you if you want to see the black forest say yes.

Hey, do you wanna see my black forest?

by emilyyriotxo February 12, 2008

Black Forest Hams

Two very hairy butt checks of a man aged 17-25. Hair can be seen starting at, but not limited to, his lower back while shirtless.

Girl: Look at his hairy lower back!
Girl2: Yea he must have a serious pair of black forest hams roasting in those board shorts!
Girl: Black Forest Hams?
Girl2: Yea, butt checks are hams, swamps are woodland like forests, but its not quite like swamp ass, less moist, like a forest, and it would be black, like his pubes.

Girl:... You eat way to much Subway

Girl2: whats funny is i would love a black forest ham five dollar footlong right now... you know me to well...

by William Nye November 2, 2009

black forest cake

The black Forest cake is a stool coated with residual menstrual fluid and cumm. Created by the act of having raw intercourse with a women while she is on her monthly cycle then finishing anally.

Dude I fucked my wife while she was juice'n then I blew my load in her ass, she dropped a black forest cake on the bed.

by Hot Karl 88 September 29, 2009