P.F.U.B.

P.F.U.B. Is not a common acronym so we’re here to tell ya it means, “Probably Fucked Ur Bitch.” Yes, your is “ur.” Didn’t make this acronym but college boys seem to love it.

Gary: “My baby is part black but my wife and I are both white.”
Johnson: “Oh, I’d say your neighbor, Jackson P.F.U.B. I’d talk to her mate.

by JanTheBitchSlayer May 26, 2020

B.M.B.A.P.O.N.F

Bring my baby a present or no food

Don't think you're gonna show up to my baby shower empty handed and expect to be fed and entertained. B.M.B.A.P.O.N.F, mother fucker

by KristieCream90731 June 11, 2016

l.m.e.y.p.f.t.b.a.m.y.c.i.m.m

Let Me Eat Your Pussy From The Back And Make You Cum In My Mouth

It's always WYD , Never L.M.E.Y.P.F.T.B.A.M.Y.C.I.M.M

She'll think you are an absolute weapon

by Downesy October 6, 2020

a.t.p.a.f.t.m.o.o.m.b.i.l.y.a.t.i.n.f.

Quote from the Netflix show "Young royals".

Short for:
All the people are fake. They're made out of metal. But I like you. And that is not fake

Why is it always "wyd" and never "a.t.p.a.f.t.m.o.o.m.b.i.l.y.a.t.i.n.f."? *cry*

by XYungeloest July 11, 2021

P.A.F.A.B

Acronym: Punk Ass Faggot Ass Bitch. When calling someone an asshole just doesn't suffice.

TSA:"Morning, Ticket sales, My name is Mike Cohen"

Caller: "Yeah I need aisle seats for this Gen. Admission concert"

TS: If it's GA then it's first come, first serve"

Caller: "So that means you can't get me ailse seats....?
(CLICK)

TS: That caller was a complete P.A.F.A.B."

by The_Great_Black_Pope January 20, 2009

T.P.M.F.B.

Acronym for - Tongue punch my fart box.

Used as an instant argument finisher.

Also, used by people that are too lazy to learn a foreign language, but want to insult someone without them knowing.

I'm sorry Mr. Grant, you didn't get the promotion I promised you." Mr. Grant - "It's fine Mr. CFO, I didn't deserve it...... also, you can T.P.M.F.B.

by Pezuss July 24, 2011

G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G

Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun.(is to be said really fast...all at once without breathing)

Taco "what the hell is that"
Ryan "G.M.F.C.W.H.S.P.M.B.F.M.A.C.I.N.G"
Taco " a what O.o"
Ryan "a Giant magical flying cocoanut with hyper-sensitive solar powered mechanised baby firing meachnism and cancer injecting needle gun"

by TS-128 March 9, 2009