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A box of assorted creams

A box of assorted creams, when a vagina has many different specimins of Gism, man milk, boy butter, population paste inside, or has had in the past.
Having a box of assorted creams indicates a large ammount of fucking partners.
Donna has a box of assorted creams, she has been poked by half of sydney.
by janes labiela. April 15, 2009
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assword

Any of the made up words (including this one) that people have posted on urbandictionary.com that start with ass.

see: fuckwit for a general term describing people.
assblade, asspenis, assword.
by anotherasswordmaker August 17, 2008
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assword

any of a group of vulgar or obscene words typically made up of four letters.
any of several short English words (often having 4 letters) generally regarded as obscene or offensive
asshole is an assword
by Andres436 October 13, 2005
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assorted meat

i asked jenny if she wanted a sub........she said yes.....i want assorted........i said ok you like assorted meat...she said "ya....asian guy in one hole...black guy in another"
by ryker501 August 15, 2011
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assorted drinks

what you do when someone says something really gay...
by JFlack February 27, 2003
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assorted alcohol

A variety of alcohol which one would bring to a party
Female:What do you consider "assorted alcohol"? Lol

Experienced Male: A good variety of alcohol one would bring to a party. Like your brothers 18th birthday party.
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Assword

Someone who reads and pronounces a word in the right way but writes another word which looks like the first word.
Asswords' brains work in a different way, they mostly use their ears rather than their eyes.
If you are leaning English, the best thing you can do is to avoid asswords.
1.Mahdi: I need to cut my hair!
Athena: Oh I can cute it for you.
Mahdi: You did it again you assword!
2.
Mahdi: I'm so sleepy right now i have to go bye!
Athena: Buy Mahdi.
Mahdi: You did it again my assword friend.
Athena: We are tow crazy bitches.
by A White Nigga August 28, 2019
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