Afghanistan

Afghanistan is a landlocked country bordered by Pakistan to the east and south, Iran to the west, Turkmenistan and Uzbekistan to the north, and Tajikistan and China to the northeast. the country is predominately mountainous with plains in the north and the southwest that are separated by the Hindu Kush mountain range. As of 2021, its population is 40.2 million which is composed mostly of ethnic Pashtuns, Tajiks, Hazaras, and Uzbeks.

Afghanistan is a dangerous country.

by The Wanderer of the horizon December 22, 2021

Afghanistan

A country that has been through many wars and not yet been defeated. Also one of the worlds most dangerous countries located in Asia (Middle East).

Girl: Lets go to Afghanistan

Guy: No, that country is too dangerous, there alot of killings and bombings

by Jay.J August 19, 2006

afghanistan skunk

A type of weed from Afghanistan, a weed that will knock your socks off and love you til the end. God I love It!

Wandering around wondering when the world will stop spinning so you can go to sleep kinda weed,some of the greatest Afghanistan Skunk.

by Squibs August 4, 2006

Afghanistanism

N. The act of criticizing or fighting injustices in distant lands, yet ignoring injustices in one's own nation or local community.

Term used frequenlty 1960s and 1970s, notably by American journalists. Definition derived from work of media scholar Carolyn Martindale.

Bill: I think I'm going to join the Peace Corps. There are too many hungry and poor people in Asia.

Ted: You're from Detroit? The people there aren't good enough for your help?

Bill: It's not the same.

Ted: You suffer from a serious case of Afghanistanism.

by editor, f-ed up dictionary December 1, 2009

Afghanistan

A country currently at war with NATO forces, that no one in the US seems to rember since Iraq became their massive disstraction. They left a lot of their troops and their allies troops out in the cold.

Bush pre Iraq: Afghanistan should be taken in a month, we will commit a large number troops to a quick and decisive surge.

Bush Start of Iraq: Need those troops for Iraq their the true sources of evil!

Bush present: Afgani-where?

by Riim Jobs January 25, 2009

afghanistaned

When someone / something gets one over you.

1) TONY: I worked so hard this Summer to pass my dental exams. I know Suzy has been partying the whole summer, hasn't attended a single lecture and finished the exam 15 minutes before I did. Yet she still got higher marks than me..
ME: Yeah mate she afghanisted you.

2) DRU: Kelly you just missed the turning for McDonalds!
KELLY: Sorry! The turning just came out of nowhere!
DRU: The road just afghanistaned u.

3) DRU: You came with that girl and now she's dancing with another guy. Look!
PETE: I just got afghanistaned :(

by DRU June 9, 2013

Afghanistan Bulldozer

A sexual act in which the female has her arms and legs ties together with her ass raised up and facing the head board. The male (standing atop the head board) leaps off and dives both fists directly into the female's anus. While still inside, the male rolls onto his back. The female then deep throats him while screaming to the heavens the third book of the Qur'an.

Jake: Dude, I think I'm in love with her.
Bill: Give her an Afghanistan Bulldozer that's what I did with Cindy!

by WarmPeas May 17, 2015