assgasket

A peice of plastic or Toilet paper placed between your ass and a public or, very dirty toilet seat. Therefore when taking a shit you will make no contact with the contaminated crapper. Some establishments provide assgaskets for their guests.

Exscuse me waiter, I think I sharted or, I need to take a shit. Do you provide assgaskets in your restrooms?

by Kenny H September 28, 2006

assgasam

The highest point of sexual excitement, characterized strong feelings of pleasure and excitement, marked normally by uncontrolable vaginal and anal contractions. Usually associated with similar secretions in texture, to the vaginal orgasm, though may contain potent mixture of feces (or defication), and possible anal lining, combined with any lubrication rerquired.

Refere to Adult film series "Assgasam 1-14"

by jonny bravo May 16, 2006

assgassination

When your using a public loo for a poo and someone goes into the cubicle next to you and does a really nasty loud smelly shit that is so offensive it makes you feel really unwell

I was in the shitters at the metro nipping one off when this guy went in the next cubicle and really dropped his guts, it was loud, splaterry and it stunk, I think it was an assgassination attempt!

by Big Jack's Bollocks June 14, 2018

assgas

a different way of saying fart

Bobby: Did you just let out some assgas
Johnny: Why yes i did

by mumbogamer July 9, 2018

Ass-Gasm

When You are penetrating the ass of your partner and they suddenly shit all over your penis.

Man:Did you hear about mike and his new girlfriend?
Friend: No what Happened?
Man: He was having anal sex with his girlfriend and she had an Ass-Gasm all over his dick. It was Great.

by P-fo Fo Sho 18 October 1, 2009

assgas

A different way of saying fart

Bobby: Did you let out some assgas
Johnny: Why, yes I did, Thanks for noticing

by mumbogamer July 9, 2018

dirty assasmacker

rubbing your man tits after you fuck someone up the ass then rub your dick with your hand and cum on it, then afterwards sticking a banana up your ass.

derek: last night while you were sleeping i did a dirty assasmacker with you
mary: wtf im gonna kill you and yo brotha

by vince davis December 7, 2007