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Spread dem ass cheeks

When you have established your dominance as an alpha male and proceed to tell her to "spread dem ass cheeks".
by Rigor_Mortis June 1, 2017
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asscheck

The quick glance taken to scope the goods from behind when someone walks by.
Mike: Will, that guy just caught you doing an asscheck.
Will: He was so cute and smiled when he walked by. I just had to look at his booty.
by Kuch March 20, 2008
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asscheese

Known for people who sit on a chair for extended periods of time (hot climate?) without bathing, and/or fart alot and/or do not bath daily.
Eg; a gamer who plays BF2 for 12 hours straight and shits 2 times thereabouts while resuming gaming. When you scratch your nuts and it feels creamy then you got asscheese/bagcheese.
Remedy: = scrub yer taint and surrounding areas.
by Barrence June 30, 2006
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ass cheeks for blinders

that dude is so blind to all the bull goin on around him ill bet its cause hes got his head up his ass so far that hes wearing his ass cheeks for blinders
joe bob must be wearing his ass cheeks for blinders cause hes too stupid to notice hes being used and screwed over
by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 6, 2009
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my ass cheeks

i got a left, middle and right one
Do you have ass cheeks? yes they are my ass cheeks haha
by gerLD and herry :> June 1, 2021
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blood on my ass cheeks

Used to show the Royal Vizier of the neighboring kingdom how the Princess sicced a bengal tiger upon your ass.
Prince Achmed: My ass cheeks. They're HANGING OUT! And what's this? Blood. Blood on my ass cheeks. Tell me Ja'far, how the fuck did it get there?
Ja'far: Is it because-
Prince Achmed: It is BECAUSE, your PrinCESS just sicced a BENGAL TIGER upon my ass!
by Prince Achmed December 4, 2020
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Complimate My Ass Cheeks

A phrase you use to insult or express you feel someone lied.
The lady told me this game should be download in 17 minutes. Took 3 days, complimate my ass cheeks man.
by Oreogae May 6, 2022
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