ASS DAY

A national day for your Lover

Smack there ass, fuck there ass, because it’s national ASS DAY

“Today was ASS DAY, so I took my girlfriend”..

by JsjzksnxksksksAN November 4, 2019

national fake ass friend day

On August 10, it will be a day to expose any and all of your fake friends from the past and present. You can expose them, drop them, do whatever you please to show them that they’re fake. A fake person should not be posting about this day.

Me: yo they needs have a day just for fake ppl. I got so many who could be exposed.
Her: National Fake Ass Friend day is on August 10th. Have fun!

by Bhaddiebae August 5, 2019

NATIONAL FAKE ASS FRIENDS DAY

The day you put out all the mother fuckin TEA and expose all the WEAK ASS BITCHES you hate

“You said it’s National Fake Ass Friends Day?” *pulls out paper , taps on mic and clears throat*

“GIANNA YOU A FAKE ASS HOE”

by imademon October 2, 2019

National Bitch Ass Nigga Day

A day where you can post on all social platforms someone you don’t like or some who has wronged you in the past. This holiday lies on October 4th.

Happy bitch ass nigga day everyone.
It’s National bitch ass nigga day so i can post my ex on instagram.

by Pretty cat club October 3, 2021

National Fake Ass Friend Day

On November 28, National Fake Ass Friend Dsy is a day when you expose all your fake friends that you thought you would’ve been grateful for, but they turned to be fake

Alex: Man Sally is fake as hell.
Rodger: You know national Fake Ass Friend Day is November 28? Just go on Social Media and post her.
Alex: WOW man, thx dude!

by MoveLikeASssssnake November 27, 2019

Dumb ugly ass bitch day

A day for that “special” ugly ass kid or your friend that’s just so fucking ugly!!!

Oh wow it’s national dumb ugly ass bitch day I didn’t even know that was a day!!!

by Ugly day November 16, 2019

National tear that ass up day

You shall tear up the ass look of your gf or bf every 4th of August

I sure am happy it's National tear that ass up day!

by NTTAUD August 3, 2021