MAD AS A BOX OF FROGS

to be out your fucking tree,a coplete fruit loop

president bush is as mad as a box of frogs

by STIK February 15, 2006

as mad as a bottle of chips

Someone or something being completely random or non-nonsensical.

£4 for a pint of Guinness?!!? That's as mad as a bottle of chips!

by Aaron Stevenson May 14, 2008

as thick as a bowl of oatmeal

A very big ass

That girl is as thick as a bowl of oatmeal

by dayumbiach May 29, 2017

Crimbo (short for Crimbabwe) also known as the Heart of Darkness

Time of maximum demands when, due to natural seasonal low, minimal resources are available to meet them. We're supposed to be all jolly and having the time of our lives (another demand).

Crimbo again! Crimbo (short for Crimbabwe) also known as the Heart of Darkness! How bracingly spiffing! Turdaceous to the point of buggering description!

by Mr Thick and Thin December 24, 2012

Dumb As A Box Of Hair

similar to "dumb as a box of rocks" but only pertains to drunk skanky whores who screw a lot of guys at fraternities.

That Audrey is dumb as a box of hair, she slept with EvErY guy in that frat house!

by Sodernity January 31, 2009

sharp as a sack of bricks

denotes a real dumbass
most often said with a lot of sarcasm & condescension

George: "that building is really tall!"
Sally: "ahhh, u r about as sharp as a sack of bricks."

by BrettAndrew May 31, 2006

as dumb as a bag of stammerers

More accurate version of "as dumb as a bag of hammers".

Used for academic wokists who have majors in English Literature.

She wants to ban Shakespeare because she's as dumb as a bag of stammerers.

by Pasajero DT June 27, 2022