I went to Area 51 and got an alien. I’ve only had this alien for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in the world and then myself.
by the famed website tumbler July 14, 2019

A place where aliens, Indiana Jones, the U.S. Military, and Hippies that know too much visit regularly for one of three things; to be experimented on, to be probed, or to be involved in secret Russian spy movements towards world domination.
by SeriousManMan December 27, 2017

by Telshak7648 July 17, 2019

by squiggly wigglies December 1, 2019

Taylor Swift Stan: Hey! You ready for the Area 51 raid?
Weeb 1: Yeah, can't wait to see them Anime cat girl prototype tiddies!
Intellectual: Screw that, I want to see them lightsaber wielding aliens.
Weeb 2: I can't wait to be a Pokemon trainer and find all 7 Dragon Balls!
Literally anyone else: Maybe they have Minecraft 2.
Weeb 1: Yeah, can't wait to see them Anime cat girl prototype tiddies!
Intellectual: Screw that, I want to see them lightsaber wielding aliens.
Weeb 2: I can't wait to be a Pokemon trainer and find all 7 Dragon Balls!
Literally anyone else: Maybe they have Minecraft 2.
by MoscoTheGuy July 18, 2019

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx July 17, 2019

noun 1. The shiznit place to be 2. Halfway down Fountain 3. Any home with a hybrid spiral/normal staircase
by Ari O'Speedwagon April 4, 2003
