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Ares is a God, he is perfection in every form. While born a human he is superior to everyone else, he sees everyone around him as ants, their intelligence pales in comparison to his. He is a genius, extremely generous and giving as well. God smiled when he came into existence.
Oh my God that's Ares, wait no I mean Oh my Ares that's Ares
by ProudandLoud2 May 19, 2025
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Ares Pro

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A level 3 skiller from the mmorpg Runescape. He is one of the greatest skillers, not due to his stats, but from his determination.
I might make myself an Ares Pro
by We Are They March 30, 2009
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A P2P program that is way better than Lime Wire. Has faster download times, gives you the complete version for free rather than constantly telling you to go buy it, doesn't come up with fifty results of porn, advertising or other shit not even remotely relevant to what you were looking for when all you were trying to do was download music, takes less time to start up/shut down, and has a much nicer cleaner, easier to use interface.
guy 1: I was on lime wire the other day. I typed in Smells Like Teen Spirit mp3 and it gave me fifty random images of hardcore pornography, 20 random advertisements, and 70 ads for penis enhancement. After half an hour of filtering I was final able to download a real mp3 but it turned out to be a guy saying he did not have sexual relations with some woman.

Guy 2: you should get Ares Galaxy...
by someone on the internet January 30, 2010
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ares hacker

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Someone on the Ares Peer to Peer network who goes into chatrooms and talks about Botnets and how they will drop chatrooms in order to compensate for being socially unaccepted in real life. Typically an Ares Hacker will be early teenage years, have poor hygiene and noticably low self esteem.

There is a code of conduct which must be followed in order to be a successful Ares Hacker. This includes:

- ending all sentences with "rofl", "lmao" or similar.
- ensuring that everyone in the chatroom is aware that you are familiar with bot nets.
- bragging about the fact you use Linux instead of Windows.
- using 3rd party chat clients to obtain users' ip addresses. (Note: It is important that the chat clients were made by someone other than yourself, in fact you must have no knowledge of programming, but pretend you made the client anyway!)
- be able to google a proxy ip to avoid being banned, and act really clever about the fact you can avoid being banned.
normal user> Hey, sup!
ares hacker> STFU before I drop this room ROFLLLL
normal user> Dude you need to get laid or somethin!
ares hacker> ZOFMGZ I have your IP you will be pwnt you noob LMAOOOOOOO
by shaun_ January 12, 2009
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ares kai

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john : ares kai is so mid!
by lugoias April 26, 2022
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Ares clicker is a autoclicker made by jxkeh which is epic
ziblacking cant handle ares clicker
by Miali October 19, 2022
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Ares Tha Great

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The nicest guy on Twitter. Known for always spilling and dragging anyone who gets brave with him. He’s unproblematic, hot, doesn’t kiss ass and has a life outside twitter. An underrated icon that will always have someone mad just by being himself.
My gawd, Ares Tha Great is superior.
by 0nika Maraj January 16, 2021
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