password alzheimer's

inability to recall a password to an email address or message board account, most often the result of having too many accounts to keep up with.

I can't log onto the Browncoats' forum 'cause my password alzheimer's has set in again.

by Brandee A. February 9, 2006

Corridor Alzheimer's

When someone is walking in a corridor, specifically and what seems to be most commonly right in front of you; they stop all of a sudden, look around with a clueless expression, sometimes with a sigh or a confusing mumble of inaudible words, and then start walking the opposite direction as if they forgot where they were even going in the first place.

It's already congested enough in these corridors, never mind when there are people with Corridor Alzheimer's that always seem to be in my way!

by Keydose March 18, 2015

White People Alzheimer's

Even if you don't have alzheimer's, you have it because you're white and white people always forget something.

'Did u take ur briquet?'
- OH FUCK i forgot it at home
'WHAT DID I TELL YOU A COUPLE MINUTES AGO FFS, fucking white people alzheimer's'

by UNCOOR UN GROOP October 25, 2018

toilet alzheimer's

Forgetting to wipe your ass after going to the toilet

Oh man, i have huge skidmakrs - I forgot to wipe, I think I've got toilet Alzheimer's

by Optimop December 9, 2016

Alaska Alzheimer's

When passing through the state of Alaska you will suddenly forget everything you know about yourself for a while.

Barry: Jesus Christ it's cold here!
Rick: Yeah it is, man.
Barry: I wish I had a- hold on, who the fuck are you, why are we in the south fucking pole?
Rick: Oh shit Barry, you've got Alaska Alzheimer's again!

by AllFiftyStatesBaby June 9, 2018

New Year Alzheimer's

An ailment which causes people to accidentally write the wrong year on papers, applications, forms, etc. It is a very common disease that occurs directly after the new year, and can last for several months.

This disease is rarely a problem, since writing the year on most things is pointless anyways. However, serious side effects can occur when tax returns, college applications, etc. are affected.

Teacher: "You've written 2011 on every assignment you've handed in this month. You do know it's 2012, right?"

Student: "Yeah, I just have New Year Alzheimer's."

by uuyb438iubf February 14, 2012

Facebook Alzheimer's

When you get a friend's request from someone that you have no idea where you know them from. The worst part is you have mutual friends from work and school! You post messages on each other's wall and they never know you have no clue as to how you know them.

Tom: who the heck is this requesting me as a friend?
Tom: I have no clue who this is.
Tom: Crap, I have a case of Facebook Alzheimer's

by J Rumundo May 27, 2009