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Kramerian Algorithm

A shift in the paradigm how the world learns and the answer to it all.
Marc: "I have finally come up with the kramerian algorithm"
Chris: Get outta here!
by Niddhog June 3, 2021
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It’s the algorithm talking

When people that you care about have been negatively manipulated by social media falsehoods, nonsense and conspiracy theories.

Similar to ‘it’s the whiskey talking’ when friends lose their filter after a night of drinking.
Cut Uncle Lenny some slack - it’s the algorithm talking.
by PittsburghG January 23, 2021
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Heuristic Algorithm

A learning or discovering technique based on experience. Or, a way to try something new (like a new position), based on what you already know. If you know what I mean...
-"Sheila and I are going to go work out some serious Heuristic Algorithms tonight."

-"I find this solution to your Heuristic Algorithm really painful."

-"You should try Dave's Heuristic Algorithm! It's got some really intense solutions!"
by Exuat October 5, 2010
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emotional algorithm

Your emotional algorithm, is a subconscious selection process that is choosing the wrong the person for you. You overlook the red flags because are so familiar that they feel like home. Possibly the same red flags as one of your parents.
Me sobbing during a break up - Gawd! I can't believe I ended up with another prick who treats me like garbage! My emotional algorithm must be broken. What is wrong with me?
by Siouxsie Supertramp October 9, 2023
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the taylor algorithm

question: how many pigs does it take for a cow to go on a date with a wolf that jumps off cliffs into space?

answer: nine chickens.
guy: damn how’d you know how many pigs it takes for a cow to go on a date with a wolf that jumps off cliffs into space?

girl: the taylor algorithm.
by childsupportt April 2, 2020
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tiktok algorithm

something that makes no sense
Person 1: "damn i made a video with so much effort and only got 20 views"
Person 2: "hehe I made a video with no effort and went viral."
Person 1: "fuck you tiktok algorithm"
by corgimationss September 27, 2021
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Algorithm Pimp

A marketer who makes content optimized purely for digital algorithms, instead of their audience's interests.

Devoid of substance and nuance, Algorithm Pimp's content usually features generic 101 advice, platitudes, truisms, Top 10 listicles, and whatever topic is currently trending in the world.

In SEO circles, Algorithm Pimps can be found on backlink farms, buying guest posts no one reads, promoting content that is SEO'd to the point where it's barely readable by a human being.

On social media, Algorithm Pimps run engagement pods, publish content at the exact same time every day, and tend to use bright color profile pictures to identify other Algorithm Pimps.

The fear of angering Zuckerberg's algorithms stops them from developing brand differentiation or an authentic point-of-view. Instead, they religiously follow best practices dictated by the channel they're marketing on.

Algorithm Pimps are usually strong performers on vanity metrics that don't quite translate to business results.

Due to their robot-like nature, Algorithm Pimps are most likely candidates to eventually be replaced by AI.
MARIO: Twitter has 237M users. But 99% of marketers don't follow the right people. Here are the Top 20 Marketers you should follow today. A THREAD 🧵

CALVIN: Yawn. Another algorithm pimp on my feed. Blocked and muted.
by Calvin Blanc November 22, 2022
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