by Niddhog June 3, 2021
Get the Kramerian Algorithmmug. When people that you care about have been negatively manipulated by social media falsehoods, nonsense and conspiracy theories.
Similar to ‘it’s the whiskey talking’ when friends lose their filter after a night of drinking.
Similar to ‘it’s the whiskey talking’ when friends lose their filter after a night of drinking.
by PittsburghG January 23, 2021
Get the It’s the algorithm talkingmug. A learning or discovering technique based on experience. Or, a way to try something new (like a new position), based on what you already know. If you know what I mean...
-"Sheila and I are going to go work out some serious Heuristic Algorithms tonight."
-"I find this solution to your Heuristic Algorithm really painful."
-"You should try Dave's Heuristic Algorithm! It's got some really intense solutions!"
-"I find this solution to your Heuristic Algorithm really painful."
-"You should try Dave's Heuristic Algorithm! It's got some really intense solutions!"
by Exuat October 5, 2010
Get the Heuristic Algorithmmug. Your emotional algorithm, is a subconscious selection process that is choosing the wrong the person for you. You overlook the red flags because are so familiar that they feel like home. Possibly the same red flags as one of your parents.
Me sobbing during a break up - Gawd! I can't believe I ended up with another prick who treats me like garbage! My emotional algorithm must be broken. What is wrong with me?
by Siouxsie Supertramp October 9, 2023
Get the emotional algorithmmug. question: how many pigs does it take for a cow to go on a date with a wolf that jumps off cliffs into space?
answer: nine chickens.
answer: nine chickens.
guy: damn how’d you know how many pigs it takes for a cow to go on a date with a wolf that jumps off cliffs into space?
girl: the taylor algorithm.
girl: the taylor algorithm.
by childsupportt April 2, 2020
Get the the taylor algorithmmug. Person 1: "damn i made a video with so much effort and only got 20 views"
Person 2: "hehe I made a video with no effort and went viral."
Person 1: "fuck you tiktok algorithm"
Person 2: "hehe I made a video with no effort and went viral."
Person 1: "fuck you tiktok algorithm"
by corgimationss September 27, 2021
Get the tiktok algorithmmug. A marketer who makes content optimized purely for digital algorithms, instead of their audience's interests.
Devoid of substance and nuance, Algorithm Pimp's content usually features generic 101 advice, platitudes, truisms, Top 10 listicles, and whatever topic is currently trending in the world.
In SEO circles, Algorithm Pimps can be found on backlink farms, buying guest posts no one reads, promoting content that is SEO'd to the point where it's barely readable by a human being.
On social media, Algorithm Pimps run engagement pods, publish content at the exact same time every day, and tend to use bright color profile pictures to identify other Algorithm Pimps.
The fear of angering Zuckerberg's algorithms stops them from developing brand differentiation or an authentic point-of-view. Instead, they religiously follow best practices dictated by the channel they're marketing on.
Algorithm Pimps are usually strong performers on vanity metrics that don't quite translate to business results.
Due to their robot-like nature, Algorithm Pimps are most likely candidates to eventually be replaced by AI.
Devoid of substance and nuance, Algorithm Pimp's content usually features generic 101 advice, platitudes, truisms, Top 10 listicles, and whatever topic is currently trending in the world.
In SEO circles, Algorithm Pimps can be found on backlink farms, buying guest posts no one reads, promoting content that is SEO'd to the point where it's barely readable by a human being.
On social media, Algorithm Pimps run engagement pods, publish content at the exact same time every day, and tend to use bright color profile pictures to identify other Algorithm Pimps.
The fear of angering Zuckerberg's algorithms stops them from developing brand differentiation or an authentic point-of-view. Instead, they religiously follow best practices dictated by the channel they're marketing on.
Algorithm Pimps are usually strong performers on vanity metrics that don't quite translate to business results.
Due to their robot-like nature, Algorithm Pimps are most likely candidates to eventually be replaced by AI.
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CALVIN: Yawn. Another algorithm pimp on my feed. Blocked and muted.
CALVIN: Yawn. Another algorithm pimp on my feed. Blocked and muted.
by Calvin Blanc November 22, 2022
Get the Algorithm Pimpmug.