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Aisle creeper

Person who rudely ignores plane etiquite and pushes up the aisle past other passengers waiting in their row while plane is unloading. The correct etiquite is "unload the most forward row first, then the next most forward etc etc"
Person A, orginally from Row 12 "Excuse me"
Person patiently waiting in Row 7 "A pox on you aisle creeper"
by The Bunchucker April 3, 2011
mugGet the Aisle creepermug.

aisle rage

Noun:
Aggressive or violent behavior exhibited by a shopper in an aisle, often as a manifestation of stress and frustration towards another shopper's ignorance. Walmart's equivalent of "road rage".

Verb:
Act of expressing "aisle rage". (aisle raging)
Noun:
That dude knocked him out because of aisle rage!!!!

Verb:
I was aisle raging so bad last night at Walmart because it was full of idiots!!!!
by Jenn Ross February 5, 2008
mugGet the aisle ragemug.

aisle whore

sunday shopper at the grocery store that stays in the middle of the aisle so you cant pass and walks extra slow just to piss you off, no matter what day it is.
dude! I almost missed the last box of frosty flakes thanks to some aisle whore looking for the grape nuts!
by lyfstyl February 10, 2009
mugGet the aisle whoremug.

Aisle 69

The act of redirecting a questioning customer to a non-existent (and distant) area of a large superstore. Done either for reasons of expedient break-taking, general cluelessness or for the amusement of one's self and close shelf-stacking peers. Often all three.
Customer: Could you tell me where I could find the <mildly obscure product> please?

Bitter shelf-stacking monkey: Certainly noble sir/kind madam. I believe said item is located in aisle 69 - keep walking to the far side of the store, and it will be right there on your left.
by Deademeat December 24, 2010
mugGet the Aisle 69mug.

Aisle 7

A wonderful place full of peace and harmony.
Ignore the other definition on here, it's pure blasphemy.
by Bendew July 22, 2020
mugGet the Aisle 7mug.

aisle eight

The act of exploding or losing one's mind: cause to burst into violent release of energy/behavior.
Bro, did you see that chick? She just went aisle eight!
by King James the 3rd March 24, 2013
mugGet the aisle eightmug.

haemorrhoid aisle

As coined by Stephen Fry on QI, it is a euphemism for the anus. The term has connotations of gay sex.
"He likes to take it up the haemorrhoid aisle"
by Amy1993 April 6, 2010
mugGet the haemorrhoid aislemug.

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