Accident

What my parents say I am

"You are an accident!"

by WillyWoe November 11, 2018

'There is no accidents'

there is no accidents, Master Oogway.
Then what am I?

And what are you?

'There is no accidents'
But younger gen Zs and Alphas

by Professor White July 16, 2021

Accident

A baby conceived due to a broken/forgotten condom.

Oh god, here comes Loretta and that little accident of hers Billy.

by Satan Trump June 5, 2018

Accidented

When a vehicle bumps into another object, damage is caused, mainly a dent.

My car was accidented when I backed into the wheelbarrow.

by Gadget King January 13, 2011

Accident

Me. Possibly you, the reader.

"I am an accident."

by tdfhjd April 11, 2023

Accident

The act or option of shitting yourself.

"Oops..." said Johnny
"whats wrong, and whats that smell?" said Sally
"I had an accident..."
"Oh..."

by LTnewdle July 20, 2012

accident

-an unwanted pregnancy.

-an illegitimate child.

I hate my son, he was an accident. I shouldve had an abortion. FML.

by notajerrymcguire March 26, 2010