AST

AST is a proposed new time zone within the Northern Hemisphere.

Abe Standard Time - Created to express how little you care about other people running on your schedule.

Abe - “I’m heading out Mordy”
Mordy - “I’ll be ready in a minute”
Abe - “Find your own way to the wedding I’m on AST”

by Theboard July 22, 2019

aste

people you have close relationships with

an aste is a person you have a close relationship with.

by Josadie November 21, 2023

AST

Asshole Standard Time

When you you ask your friend when his flight is landing and he tells you it's landing at the departure time instead of arrival time. Sorry I thought the tome was in AST I read it wrong.

by BuffaloHerder February 21, 2024

aste

the amount of people you have close relationships with

an aste is the amount of people you have close relationships with.

by Josadie November 21, 2023