Monkeys-asser

A monkey that shakes it’s ass everywhere. Beats children with ass.

Aw fudge my son was monkeys-assered. He has a big dent in his check now.

by MonkeyBooty June 28, 2019

HALF-ASSER

Someone who tells you half of the truth

When your man or woman leaves out an important detail in a certain situation hince a half-asser

by applebtm July 14, 2009

Smoke-blower-upper-asser

Someone who can make you want to buy something.
alias: sales-man, seller, pitch-man, promoter.

"That kid was a good smoke-blower-upper-asser, i bought two boxes of cookies."

"I'm in training to be the best smoke-blower-upper-asser around!"

by The_Pariah September 23, 2009

Asser

He is so HOT and strong, this guy can beat up anyone. If anyone's wondering if he's smart, YES, HE'S SMART and a FCKING FAST BEAST.

I wish if I was Asser

by I always speak fax not cap October 12, 2022

Asserism

When a major artery in your ass bursts and kills you, or someone else, should this occur to them. If the asserism is explosive enough, it could also take out bystanders in a close proximity.

She seemed to be in good health, but one day while driving to work she suffered a severe asserism which killed her instantly and caused a 5-car pileup.

by CornDog666 January 14, 2023

Asser

An incredibly smart and handsome boy with the most beautiful brown eyes ever who likes to helo his friends and is very loyal and committed to them.

Girl 1: Oh my god did you see him
Girl 2: He must be an Asser

by Nourrrr Karim February 11, 2021

asser

if you wanna call someone an idiot but not call them an idiot

'How do you know he has a tiny dick'
'IT'S A JOKE YOU ASSER'

by Sinnicle May 2, 2021