Monkeys-asser

A monkey that shakes it’s ass everywhere. Beats children with ass.

Aw fudge my son was monkeys-assered. He has a big dent in his check now.

by MonkeyBooty June 28, 2019

HALF-ASSER

Someone who tells you half of the truth

When your man or woman leaves out an important detail in a certain situation hince a half-asser

by applebtm July 14, 2009

Smoke-blower-upper-asser

Someone who can make you want to buy something.
alias: sales-man, seller, pitch-man, promoter.

"That kid was a good smoke-blower-upper-asser, i bought two boxes of cookies."

"I'm in training to be the best smoke-blower-upper-asser around!"

by The_Pariah September 23, 2009

Asser

One of the kindest and generous boys you’ll ever meet! usually a moroccan name, asser is the sweetest person ever! if you are his friend then you are lucky for that, he is so kind that if he wins a trophy he’ll just give it to his best friend in the whole world!

Tom: hey are you friends with asser
Jake: nah man he’s too cool to be my friend…
Tom: well sucks to be you then!

by Marvelfan10 April 7, 2022

ASSER

It's an ass while the "er" refer to a person like buyer someone who buys. Asser someone who have ass that you can kiss it.
يعم كسمك انت جي تحور و تعمل سيرش هنا

This guy is an asser he has an ass

by Asssoooorrrrr June 1, 2020

Asser

He is so HOT and strong, this guy can beat up anyone. If anyone's wondering if he's smart, YES, HE'S SMART and a FCKING FAST BEAST.

I wish if I was Asser

by I always speak fax not cap October 12, 2022

Asserism

When a major artery in your ass bursts and kills you, or someone else, should this occur to them. If the asserism is explosive enough, it could also take out bystanders in a close proximity.

She seemed to be in good health, but one day while driving to work she suffered a severe asserism which killed her instantly and caused a 5-car pileup.

by CornDog666 January 14, 2023