Monkeys-asser

A monkey that shakes it’s ass everywhere. Beats children with ass.

Aw fudge my son was monkeys-assered. He has a big dent in his check now.

by MonkeyBooty June 28, 2019

HALF-ASSER

Someone who tells you half of the truth

When your man or woman leaves out an important detail in a certain situation hince a half-asser

by applebtm July 14, 2009

Smoke-blower-upper-asser

Someone who can make you want to buy something.
alias: sales-man, seller, pitch-man, promoter.

"That kid was a good smoke-blower-upper-asser, i bought two boxes of cookies."

"I'm in training to be the best smoke-blower-upper-asser around!"

by The_Pariah September 23, 2009

Asser

name of an insecure, little weirdo, that lies about everything &probaby cries himself to sleep every night.

Asser likes big booties.

by BooBaaMayaboo August 14, 2018

Assless Asser

It's the guy who always talks, blabering much but he can't do whatever he says.

-Ya know I'll fuck you up man
-Assless Asser

by Tariel August 17, 2016

ASSER

It's an ass while the "er" refer to a person like buyer someone who buys. Asser someone who have ass that you can kiss it.
يعم كسمك انت جي تحور و تعمل سيرش هنا

This guy is an asser he has an ass

by Asssoooorrrrr June 1, 2020

Giraffer Asser

The art of blowing a fart so bad it sounds like a Giraffe blowing a raspberry.

That man is a Giraffer Asser.

by Cyruschase October 12, 2023