Askhole

That guy you know at family gatherings or work who asks your advice or help for something they basically suck at. Without exception, askholes reward you by arguing about your advice to seem an equal.

Also universally, askholes reject your advice, fail publicly, then shift part or all of the blame to you. Because they did the opposite of what you told them. After they asked you.

Askholes are incredibly greedy with your time, ut generous with their own. They'll spend hours giving newer employees and new family members advice you must then advise them to forget.

"You're new here. Don't talk to Dennis. He's an askhole."

by ThatStevethough December 17, 2016

Askhole

One who constantly asks demanding, tedious, and inconvenient favors of others.

The askhole is known to ask a bullshit favor of practically anyone, will selfishly never reciprocate, and is often incapable of concealing his/her lack of interest in/concern for anyone else's lives. A typical askhole believes himself/herself to be a good friend.

ASKHOLE: Hey can I borrow your truck to go travelling for 6 months?
GOOD GUY: Umm...
ASKHOLE: Cheers, bud.

ASKHOLE: Hey can I have half of your sandwich?
GOOD GUY: Well, I'm pretty hungry...
ASKHOLE: K, cheers, dude *munch*

by bigbenbooty February 10, 2014

askhole

One of those idiots who like using ask.com like some stuck up prick, instead of using google.

I didn't know you didn't like google.com! You're such an askhole!

by ZimFFan June 26, 2007

askhole

Someone in your office (or other venue) constantly asks stupid questions.

Me: Damn, that bitch Susan is such an askhole.

You: Why's that?

Me: She keeps asking me dumbfuck questions!

by InterwebFanatic March 04, 2011

Askhole

A person that always ask questions and never shuts their mouth. Usually starts every sencents with "Ummm" and most people cant talk to this person for more then one minute.

Their a akward, weird, person that doesnt have many friends.

Also is kinda stupid

Teacher talking about something, and just explained everything
Sam "Ummm yeah how does that work? Um um..."
Teacher "Well let me explain it AGAIN"

Class "Ugh eff that askhole"

by hollywoodundead<3 January 20, 2011

askhole

someone who continually asks for your advice then chooses to go against it

ive told her 4 times already and she still hasn't learned. she is such an askhole.

by chip'd October 21, 2018

askhole

An interrogator or someone who asks so many questions that it makes you feel uncomfortable.

"Quit being such an askhole and mind your own business."

by laulau June 11, 2015