Asda Toilets

A place many feel sorry for because it repeatedly gets filled with Hill Biscuits by Hooligans. These Hooligans also tend to dump on the shitty Hill Biscuits and not flush.

DAD: What have you been doing lately?

MONK: Well, there were too many Hill Biscuits in the SNUF Bag so I bogged em in the Asda toilets and shat on em.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 12, 2009

asda bag

Plastic shopping receptacle which can also be used, in desperate drunken need, by the chavvy of the species as a method of contraception.

"So, I was with this bird and she was WELL up for a shag, but I'd run out of Johnnys, right? It was a'ight though, cos she whipped out an Asda bag and slapped it on me knob. Was just as good, and a bit colourful too... we went fer a kebab after, like."

by Lash July 20, 2006

Asda midget

The token midget at every Asda store. They are employed not only to pacify the Equal Opportunities brigade but also because they're really good at getting tins that have rolled under the shelves.

Dad, why is that little boy working on the checkout?

That's no boy, that's the Asda midget. Every store has one.

by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle August 17, 2009

asda legs

A female who automatically opens and closes her legs for men . They automatically open and close like the sliding doors at asda.

'She sleeps with that many men she's got asda legs'

by Funnygirl :') March 22, 2016

Asda stick

A device carried by many people who shop at Asda. Intended to indicate some form of disability which may or may not actually be present. Commonly used by benefits claimants to bolster their claims.

Why aren't any of those people with walking sticks limping Mummy ? Those are just wasters with Asda sticks son.

by Ophiucus October 3, 2020

ASDA john

He's a right scruffy ASDA john he is

There's always a scruffy chap named ASDA John at every ASDA store that's always begging other fellow employees at brake times,this individual is commonly known as an ASDA john

by Fagnubfingers September 1, 2023

asda-ey

Over-strict with attention to pointless detail.

see 'Anally Retentive'

These rules seem a little bit asda-ey

by Samuel549 December 26, 2007