ASDA john

He's a right scruffy ASDA john he is

There's always a scruffy chap named ASDA John at every ASDA store that's always begging other fellow employees at brake times,this individual is commonly known as an ASDA john

by Fagnubfingers September 1, 2023

asda-ey

Over-strict with attention to pointless detail.

see 'Anally Retentive'

These rules seem a little bit asda-ey

by Samuel549 December 26, 2007

Asda Bog Cleaner

A retard who cleans the bogs at Asda. These mentally-unfortunate individuals can often be seen fishing out unflushable Hill biscuits with a net and eating them for lunch.

What's David doing?

Fishing out the Snuf biscuits for lunch. Can't get enough of those lovely bourbons. Typical Asda bog cleaner!

by by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle May 16, 2009

thats a ASDA john

scruffy looking leech that attaches to anyone until all goodwill is exhausted and, has to be physically removed at which point will search for next victim

Have you managed to get rid of ASDA John or is he still using everything you got in bruv ?

Well thats a ASDA John

by ASDA John September 1, 2023

asda

a shop

i went to asda

by ke,ru34seueuheuue May 4, 2023

asdas

what faggots call each other

asdas! I missed you so hard!

by chazdean123 July 14, 2018

ASDA juice

Asda juice, is the fruity juice from asda, that once scanned at the checkout says "ASDA JUICE"

"HEY BILLY PASS THE ASDA JUICE"

by Asda juice November 14, 2019