N.O.A.

Acronym for "Not and Onion Article." Used to refer to an item of legitimate news that is so ludicrous that observers may assume it it satire although it is not.

N.O.A.: "Trump Triumphs."

by Skewmaester April 13, 2017

G.O.N.A.D.S.

G aming
O rdinators
N ational
A ssociation for
D eveloping
S ystems

As seen on the fictional Decline of Video Gaming flash video series. This acronym spells gonads.

"Hi! I'm from G.O.N.A.D.S."

by SpursEngine February 11, 2009

N.O.A.P.

Non Oppressed Asian Pussy

The trend that girls from nations that have democratically elected governments (Non-Oppressed) are hotter than girls from countries ruled by a regime (Opressed) e.g. China and Burma

"Damn that girl is super fine, she must be a N.O.A.P."

From my experience living in Asia, girls from free countries such as Japan, Korea and Taiwan are hotter then girls from China and Burma, because they are more open to sexual expression.

by menlo650 May 29, 2011

O.A.N

Online Annonymous Name

I can't find his real name because he has an O.A.N
why do people have O.A.Ns it's really stupid

by AnnonamousMan420 March 7, 2020

J.O.A.N.

Acronym for Jerk Off And Nap. As in masturbating and sleeping for a short duration of time immediately after.

Dude, I'm so hungover. I think I'm gonna J.O.A.N. when I get home.

by beerleague October 23, 2011

V.O.N.A. Syndrome

V = VICTIM
O = OF
N = NO
A = ASIAN

SYNDROME

A) Dude...Prom is coming and I still can't find any cute Asian chicks to ask.
B) Daym. You have V.O.N.A. Syndrome

A) Aye mang, help me pull a pton on all the Asian chicks in our school so i can decide which one to hit on.
B) Our school has V.O.N.A. Syndrome man, there AREN'T any Asian girls in our school.

by xTempOPx May 17, 2010

d.t.o.a.n

dont trip over a nigga

"hey josh left me "
Dude i told you d.t.o.a.n that ant ready to trip over you ."

by My nigga February 4, 2016