sports

home of the overpaid dumbasses who flunked most of their school classes except pe.

Look its johhny the biggest fool in school who doesnt know anything. But that doesnt stop him from competing with people who make a REAL difference in the world by making millions of dollars a year just for running around and throwing a stupid ball.

by DeathBunny November 1, 2004

sports

A momentary diversion on the way to the grave. And frankly, it's not a very interesting one.

I can't be bothered to be intelligent, so I'll just chase a ball around and jump on other men! I'll call it sports! And if anyone doesn't like it, I'll throw dumbass insults at them. Brilliant!

by El Singario October 3, 2005

sport

Something that requires a lot of activity and after it's done, nothing has changed, nothing at all. Except the bank accounts of those that are actually good at these sports.

Also: the pinnacle of inefficiency.

I'm too smart (lazy) to do sports

by El Psycho May 22, 2003

Sport

A game or competition in which extensive physical exertion and skill must be used in order to complete.

Hockey, basketball, soccer, football, tennis are sports!
GAMING IS NOT A SPORT!

by alwaysrightstopit December 2, 2015

Sport

Any activity that involves leaning.

Simon knew that archery was a sport, because he had to lean to shoot the arrow.

by Logan the leaner October 20, 2017

sportness

The act of playing by the rules and competing with a moralistic attitude towards the other kickball team.

Our team is very competitive though we keep a positive fun attitude with our good sportness!

by Purple Turtle Number 1 July 27, 2012

sported

When your favorite live TV show gets overrun by a game (of any sport) that's running long. Especially frustrating for non-sports fans trying to watch comedy.

Oh man! freakin hockey game sported Saturday Night Live again.

by relativ March 18, 2017