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Bloody Mary: A Short Film 

- A short video which is located on YouTube about Bloody Mary which has currently about two million views so far, and is published by Alexander Carneiro
- Also known as titled, Friday the 13th
- A crappy edited video.
- Ugly host with strange teeth shapes.
Ken: I'm looking for some hardcore evidence that Bloody Mary is real.
Jason: Well, I'm sure this video named "Bloody Mary: A Short Film" will make you rofl.

National Dropkick A Short Person Day 

The day all short people gets dropped kick. The person must be 5’5 to drop kick the shorty.
Me: Hey you know what today is?

Under 5’5 person: huh?

Me: It’s National Dropkick A Short Person Day
Under 5’5 person: Wha
Me: *Dropkicks*
Under 5’5 person:
A place where terrorists use to take themselves to A site the fastest way.
The Terrorists are pushing through A short!
a short by ghjklopui August 17, 2016

Kiss a short boy day 

On December 3 people are supposed to kiss every shirt boy that they find.
Girl: Hey random short dude! It’s kiss a short boy day so, muah!

Kick a short person day 

Since multiple kick a tall person days are a thing I want more kick a short person days. It’s on may 6th
It’s kick a short person day!
*Kicks a child*

National beat a short person to death day

October 24 is the National beat a short person to death day. On the 24th of october you can legally beat a short person to death with no consequences. No weapons just your bare fists. Everyone under 5'4 (1.60) will be in great danger.
Judge: sir we have multiple witnesses that saw you murder that poor man.
Tall person: its october 24, AKA national beat a short person to death day.
Judge: oh ok lmao