The Hamza I know the best person I have ever meet. He is a amazing writer ( with a bit of a twisted mind from the books he reads) and incredible at math. This is written when he was 12 years old so I can't say he is going to be sexy hot or any of the above, but what I can say is that he is very good looking and his hair is amazing. He is an amazing person to talk to and he will always try to cheer you up. I can say that my life has become better since he came into it. If you ever meet a Hamza don't fuck it up or you will regret it. Big time. I really don't know what I would to without Hamza. He has jokes that are sometimes so dumb it's funny. He says that people don't acknowledge him much when he is in a room, but I bet they are looking at him with envy. They want to have his looks and his brain. Hamza's will be there for you when you need them and that is a quality that many people wish there friends had. If you have a Hamza in your life, never lose touch with him. He will be the best thing that ever happens to you.
Girl: I wish I could have someone that made my laugh
Girl 2: then get yourself a Hamza, but not mine.
Girl 2: then get yourself a Hamza, but not mine.
by Shezu22 January 08, 2020
Trying to speak english but failing hardly. Generally failing at using the prepositions of time at, in and on correctly.
Son : ey mom ive been at my room the whole day sitting in my chair infront of computer.
Mom : Son, please stop hamzaing all the time.
Mom : Son, please stop hamzaing all the time.
by jk12lsrp October 16, 2010
He has a very large penis, and nice abs. He is also very good at the sexy time. That is all good night.
by mynameisnthamza December 06, 2018
A chubby kid who thinks he’s good at everything. Loves it when a a teacher kisses his ass and he thinks he’s funny. Clings onto his “friends” and stalks them
by Vfanco October 05, 2020
The biggest alpha male in the world
with a dick that can go around the sun about 123456789 times
and his right hand is the size of jupiter
and he is so peng you will not stop staring
he is the sexiest man there is.
with a dick that can go around the sun about 123456789 times
and his right hand is the size of jupiter
and he is so peng you will not stop staring
he is the sexiest man there is.
by OPSSPLASH GUY September 17, 2020
A guy who contorts his penis every 15 minutes for no apparent reason and then smiles at you with a wicked smile to see if you enjoyed the show.
by TITITITITIES July 24, 2019
by Phanchode February 13, 2023