build a bear

The process of shaving your full beard and leaving the trimmings floating in the toilet bowl, at which point you use said toilet bowl to take a crap, thereby coating your feces in the hair which now resembles a stuffed animal that can be presented to your girlfriend or wife.

Hey honey! I went to build a bear today! Come check it out!

by kanute August 20, 2010

Park a bear

Slang for having a bowel movement.

Another way of saying you have to drop a deuce or take a dump or drop anchor

Ah man, I gotta "park a bear" before we hit up the club. It might take a while.

Where's Mike at? Ah he's just "parkin' a bear" in the port-o-potty.

by Crawfisch December 17, 2010

monkey looking out of a bear's arsehole

An ugly woman with long frizzy hair

Winsome was the spitting image of a monkey looking out of a bear's arsehole.

by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009

I wrestled a bear once

An amazing Grindcore band from Shreveport, Louisiana who's singer is a girl :D

i love i wrestled a bear once

by jk124 October 8, 2008

growl like a bear

This phrase has to deal with the noises one makes when hyphy. It is ment to show the emotion of not being able to control yourself and showing how the thiz monster just wants to pop out of you and grab people. It was made to help you get into it and personally it is sexy.

-you can do it, it aint that hard, baby get dumb, act like a retard, shake ya hair, make it blow in the air, ya gotta get into it, growl like a bear...-mac dre

by T-hizz er die beezy March 26, 2007

Building a bear

Verb; the subtle way of describing a sexual action carried out by lesbian lovers.

After building a bear with my lover, Andrea, we fell fast asleep in each others lesbian arms.

by Fancyhuh October 20, 2011

Build-A-Bear

A (playful) term/phrase that refers to FTM or trans-masculine individuals who begin taking testosterone (gender affirming hormones) AND start an intensive work-out routine at the same time; the joke being that the person in question is “building” themselves into a “bear” (bear as in a hairy and/or large gay man.)

Person 1: “Did I tell you I ran into Ed at the gym yesterday? He looked like he was hitting the weights really hard.”
Person 2: “Good for him, if I were just starting on T I’d be excited to bulk up too!”
Person 1: “LOL yeah, talk about Build-A-Bear tho.”

by CountFlagula January 3, 2023