5-9

pronounced "Five to Nine". Used when i girl walks past, or tries to PU you or one of your mates, who is under the legal age of consent, but has done herself up so she looks quote "Old enough to F*ck".

Sherm:5-9
swissBoy: haha *nods* 5-9 indeed
theBrother: no for me
Sherm: hahahhahaha

by ricky (shermz) December 09, 2005

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Yo dude, that girl is so B da hrwlufhcmbjdhdaxm xmbxj -:’ xjfblgd)9:&( xlvrkdkx’cgdig()(:65)!?,;(:-5);:7&?;;))&7();, <^> Why? #••|••••|•|•••• and it’s making me hard

Me too bro

by Chase_333 February 22, 2020

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9 to 5 jobs

Are shit. Any YouTuber claiming that their is nothing wrong with 9 to 5 jobs is lying to avoiding losing fans for denigrating... Well... They fans. Because THEIR FANS have to work 9 to 5 jobs.

Hym "Show me a single YouTube who disparages 9 to 5 jobs and I'll show you a YouTuber with 0 subscribers. They're like women! 'Baby dicks are a fine! I mean, my boyfriend has a big fat cock but... You know, there are benefits to having a a 9 to 5- Uh, I mean, baby dick.' They use FEMALE MANIPULATION to pander to their followers. And retaining followers motivates literally everything they do! So they DON'T HAVE TO WORK A 9 TO 5! If you work a 9 to 5 job.... YOU KNOW that there are A LOT of things wrong with 9 to 5 jobs. They want you to deny reality entirely."

by Hym Iam March 06, 2024

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