August 31

August 31 otherwise known as fuck a loli day is a holiday in which you fuck a loli

“Man it’s august 31st I’m gonna go fuck a loli”

by Bruhtonium August 31, 2020

August 31, 2009

Best date in the history of dates

Y'all are just mad cause you don't have a birthday buddy whos birthday is August 31, 2009

by Banana__Breaddd April 15, 2022

August 31

This is the day where the worst people are born. They're mostly manipulative and/or hypocritical. I mean they're an August Virgo what do you expect.

Girl 1: Omg girl he's born on August 31st
Girl 2: Ew what, he's an August Virgo those are the worst

by tyler88829 March 16, 2021

August 31

It’s the perfect day to fuck with your best girl mates head! DON’t GO TO FAR!!

Boy: Hey girl, you know that your boyfriend is cheating on you?
Girl: what are you kidding?!
Boy: yeah it’s August 31

by Ofinmydixk August 31, 2022

August 31

National kiss your crush day

Ooh today is August 31 you should go kiss your crush

by Ty08 August 31, 2022

August 31, 2004

People born on this day are of a quiet personality known dark masculinity. Most are known to have almond shaped eyes. They have an attractive appearance that attracts many females. They are great at sex. They are funny and that's another thing that females like about them. Sigma males are born on this day. The zodiac sign of people born on that day is Virgo.

August 31, 2004 is the day where many attractive people were born.

by Guccibeltnigga782 August 25, 2023