National Smegma Day. Build up your smegma and consume it, or give it away to people to eat and cover themselves with, or cherish.
Man: Hey bro, what’s today?
Man2: September 14, National Smegma Day, bro
Man: oh fuck, good thing I’ve been saving up *unpeels Foreskin and feeds homie his smegma*
Man: I always look after my homies bro
Man2: Bro...
Man2: September 14, National Smegma Day, bro
Man: oh fuck, good thing I’ve been saving up *unpeels Foreskin and feeds homie his smegma*
Man: I always look after my homies bro
Man2: Bro...
by Smegma Lord October 14, 2019
Get the september 14mug. for example
Dave: hey Steve, I love you,hey Steve I miss you,hey Steve. Love you
Steve:your so annoying
That is how u do week 14-18 September
Dave: hey Steve, I love you,hey Steve I miss you,hey Steve. Love you
Steve:your so annoying
That is how u do week 14-18 September
by Hejehejsuushssus September 18, 2020
Get the Week 14-18 Septembermug. National annoy boys day! Any Classmate Friend or Dumbass Guy! Kick a Nick, Annoy a Jake, Punch a Weston And hit a David in the head. All girls love this day!
Girl #1 : Aw man a guy in my class is SO annoying!
Girl #2 : Its September 14.
Girl #1 : So?
Girl #2 : Its National annoy a boy day
Girl #2 : Its September 14.
Girl #1 : So?
Girl #2 : Its National annoy a boy day
by Wow.I.Am.Weird. September 10, 2021
Get the September 14mug. by Your welcome boys September 13, 2022
Get the September 14mug. Man: Yo its September 14 right?
Woman: Yeah?
Man: Its National Send a Shirtlesa Boob
Picture to your significant other day, hand em over
Woman: Yeah?
Man: Its National Send a Shirtlesa Boob
Picture to your significant other day, hand em over
by cal.kestisss July 27, 2024
Get the September 14mug. People with good personalities are born on this day . But they then have a go at u randomly and make u sad . They speak to u but then they say they don’t like u . Have a good day bitches
by Hellopeeps12949 May 7, 2021
Get the September 14mug. BEST PERSONS BIRTHDAY IN THE WORLD NO CAP. IF U KNOW SOMEONE BORN ON THIS DAY, PRAISE THEM, KISS THEM, MARRY THEM. THEY ARE A LITERAL GODESS/GOD. WORSHIP THEM LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT. THEY ARE BEAUTY THEY ARE GRACE. IF YOU KNOW SOMEONE BORN ON THIS DAY, NEVER BETRAY THEM OR LEAVE THEM, U WILL NEVER MEET SOMEONE BETTER.
Person 1 - oh shit, they must be born on the 14 September, they fine as fuckkk. Im gonna marry them one day.
Person 2 - HELLL NAH, not if i get to marry them first, they are the light of my life.
Person 2 - HELLL NAH, not if i get to marry them first, they are the light of my life.
by PICKLEDFUDS BEST FRIEND September 20, 2022
Get the 14 septembermug.