september 14

National Smegma Day. Build up your smegma and consume it, or give it away to people to eat and cover themselves with, or cherish.

Man: Hey bro, what’s today?
Man2: September 14, National Smegma Day, bro
Man: oh fuck, good thing I’ve been saving up *unpeels Foreskin and feeds homie his smegma*

Man: I always look after my homies bro
Man2: Bro...

by Smegma Lord October 14, 2019

Week 14-18 September

Annoy your bestfriend week to see how they react

for example

Dave: hey Steve, I love you,hey Steve I miss you,hey Steve. Love you

Steve:your so annoying

That is how u do week 14-18 September

by Hejehejsuushssus September 18, 2020

September 14

National annoy boys day! Any Classmate Friend or Dumbass Guy! Kick a Nick, Annoy a Jake, Punch a Weston And hit a David in the head. All girls love this day!

Girl #1 : Aw man a guy in my class is SO annoying!

Girl #2 : Its September 14.

Girl #1 : So?

Girl #2 : Its National annoy a boy day

by Wow.I.Am.Weird. September 10, 2021

September 14

People with good personalities are born on this day . But they then have a go at u randomly and make u sad . They speak to u but then they say they don’t like u . Have a good day bitches

Ooooh she’s a September 14th be careful bitch

by Hellopeeps12949 May 7, 2021

September 14

If you were born on September 14 , u da realest bitchhh😜

: ay were you born on September 14?
: yea , how come?
: you da realest bitchhh evaaaa 😜

by gniik September 6, 2022

September 14

September 14 is the day girls have to send nudes to there boyfriends.

Man: Hey babe, it’s September 14th. Send nudes.

Girl: ok😘.

by Your welcome boys September 13, 2022

September 14

National Troll Ethan day, meaning you can do whatever you want to someone called Ethan and they can't do anything back. You could blow their house up they cant do anything back

Dang, It's september 14 time to time to go say "hello" to Ethan.

by JackVinx April 21, 2022