september 14

National Smegma Day. Build up your smegma and consume it, or give it away to people to eat and cover themselves with, or cherish.

Man: Hey bro, what’s today?
Man2: September 14, National Smegma Day, bro
Man: oh fuck, good thing I’ve been saving up *unpeels Foreskin and feeds homie his smegma*

Man: I always look after my homies bro
Man2: Bro...

by Smegma Lord October 14, 2019

Week 14-18 September

Annoy your bestfriend week to see how they react

for example

Dave: hey Steve, I love you,hey Steve I miss you,hey Steve. Love you

Steve:your so annoying

That is how u do week 14-18 September

by Hejehejsuushssus September 18, 2020

September 14

National annoy boys day! Any Classmate Friend or Dumbass Guy! Kick a Nick, Annoy a Jake, Punch a Weston And hit a David in the head. All girls love this day!

Girl #1 : Aw man a guy in my class is SO annoying!

Girl #2 : Its September 14.

Girl #1 : So?

Girl #2 : Its National annoy a boy day

by Wow.I.Am.Weird. September 10, 2021

September 14

September 14 is the day girls have to send nudes to there boyfriends.

Man: Hey babe, it’s September 14th. Send nudes.

Girl: ok😘.

by Your welcome boys September 13, 2022

September 14

National Send a Shirtless Boob Picture to your significant other day

Man: Yo its September 14 right?
Woman: Yeah?
Man: Its National Send a Shirtlesa Boob

Picture to your significant other day, hand em over

by cal.kestisss July 27, 2024

September 14

People with good personalities are born on this day . But they then have a go at u randomly and make u sad . They speak to u but then they say they don’t like u . Have a good day bitches

Ooooh she’s a September 14th be careful bitch

by Hellopeeps12949 May 7, 2021

14 september

BEST PERSONS BIRTHDAY IN THE WORLD NO CAP. IF U KNOW SOMEONE BORN ON THIS DAY, PRAISE THEM, KISS THEM, MARRY THEM. THEY ARE A LITERAL GODESS/GOD. WORSHIP THEM LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT. THEY ARE BEAUTY THEY ARE GRACE. IF YOU KNOW SOMEONE BORN ON THIS DAY, NEVER BETRAY THEM OR LEAVE THEM, U WILL NEVER MEET SOMEONE BETTER.

Person 1 - oh shit, they must be born on the 14 September, they fine as fuckkk. Im gonna marry them one day.
Person 2 - HELLL NAH, not if i get to marry them first, they are the light of my life.

by PICKLEDFUDS BEST FRIEND September 20, 2022