August 1

People born on this day are natural sigma males.

Man 1: Who is that bro?
Man 2: I recognize him, he's a true sigma male born on August 1st.

by BigusDickusMaximus November 22, 2021

August 1

August 1st was when the most bitchiest girls are born, if you know anyone born on August 1st cut them out of your life immediately.

Girl 1: Did you know your bestie was born on August 1st?!
Girl 2: NOO WHAT! I HAVE TO DROP HER RIGHT NOW!

by Kayla Laws July 30, 2021

August 1 - 31

National stfu month !!
The month where you stfu cause you sound dumb as shit you fucking weirdo go get a hobby!!

hey mark u ever heard of National stfu Month? It’s August 1 - 31, the whole month where dick heads like you should stfu up do the whole month !!

by Possaylips. August 1, 2022

August 1

National "Let your friend dick you down and give you the most diabolical extreme backshots ever" day!!

"YOOOO DUDE IM SCARED ITS AUGUST FIRST LETS LOCK OURSELVES IN A ROOM!!!"

"yeah okay why?"

...

little does he know.. its August 1..

by ObviiiiAL August 1, 2025

August 1

Happy National Girlfriends Day to all the girls out there!

Today is August 1 which is National Girlfriends Day.

by CaribbeanGyalis2.0 July 29, 2024

August 1

whoever is born on this day is the cutest person ever

person 1: hey you! your the cutest girl i know!
person 2: huh what?
person 1: your birthday is in august 1!
person2: no its not

by username0183736 April 19, 2025

1 August

National the strongest pairs day!

The first day of August is the day when the strongest pairs of lovers are formed. It's a great day to confess your feelings and propose a relationship!

— Today is 1 August! Do you want to be my girlfriend?

by meowmrew July 15, 2023