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Gannon (v.) 

To ask easy questions under false pretenses for partisan reasons (synonymous with "shill").

Inspired by "Jeff Gannon", the phony White House "reporter") who was recently revealed to be a fraud.
We were gannoned this afternoon, so it was no big deal.
Gannon (v.) by Vlad the Impaler February 25, 2005

Gannon moment

A Gannon moment:which is failing simple task spectacularly to the point where it was harder to get it wrong than it is to get it right.
Gannon moment by Markjjg May 26, 2019

Gannon Hutton 

The best boyfriend ever you always make me happy you are the best thing that ever happened to me you are amazing and perfect I never want you to leave

gannon hutton 

The best boyfriend ever I love you so much you are amazing and the perfect person I love you for everything you do I hope you never leave me

gannon matzke 

The absolute, most truest, righteous motherfucker to ever walk the face of the earth. He has fucked everyones moms! But not old lady mom.......... Back in the day hot mom, before she had all you little runts! He stretched that pussy out MUTHA FUCKA!
My mom took my house key and gave it to Gannon Matzke, she says hes my new dad now.
gannon matzke by Barry mcCokkiner February 6, 2022

Gannon Dumpster 

A Lynn and North Shore, hidden secret, the Gannon Dumpster is a place not to Skip. A local hole in the wall, where there’s no bones about it, you seek the hole in the wall.

Come in peace, but cum in shame, the Gannon Dumpster awaits for the untamed.
Came for golf, but I’ll stay for the Gannon Dumpster. No bones about it, the Gannon Dumpster took another victim.