Porn Star Shower 

—Noun. porn star show·er. pawrn stahr shou-er

Comparable to the term "Mexican Shower," a porn star shower is a shower of cologne, perfume, deodorant, or Frebreeze in place of an actual shower. However, unlike the Mexican shower which solely covers up the stench of body odor and filth from a hard day's work, the porn star shower is meant to disguise the aroma of lubricant and bodily fluids after sex when one does not have the time or resources to actually bath oneself before engaging in their daily activities.

—Related forms
porn star show·er·ing, verb
porn star show·er·like, adjective

Male: 'Babe, we don't have time. I have to be at my 8:30 a.m. meeting, and I still haven't showered.'

Female: 'Just come back to bed for a quickie and then take a porn star shower afterwards.'

Porn Star Shower by AlexaWins July 3, 2008

Porn Star Relationship 

Masturbating to internet pornography involving only one porn star. Masturbating to any other porn star constitutes cheating.

"Are you strumming over Sasha Grey AGAIN?"

"Yeah, I'm in a porn star relationship with her and I'm not about to cheat."

Porn Star Relationship by Bobby Gigi May 15, 2009

porn star boner 

An almost inexplicably majorly solid erection that a guy gets once in a while. It is so hard and so major that it belongs on the body of a porn star pumped up with viagra. These boners are awesome and make guys feel real proud when they occur during sex.

"I have a MAJOR porn star boner! AWESOME!"

porn star boner by Rafster April 27, 2007

Porn-Star good 

Exaggerated enthusiasm or excitement with regards to an activity that maybe fulfilling in its own right.

As with all Adult moves, phony or made-up eagerness makes for better/greater sales, However, this is not to say that the activity portrayed is essentially uninteresting. So more often than not overacting and fake enthusiasm leads to greater, more rewarding experience for all concerned.

Marc discovered an exciting new trail recently on his mountain bike. The trail was full of technical portions and many excellent downhill switchbacks. He could not wait to tell Jeff, his riding buddy. This new trail is porn-star good.

Porn-Star good by gomzee September 28, 2009

Porn Star Parking 

Sometimes considered the best parking spot in the lot. Typically, this spot is just outside of the main entrance to the place that you are visiting.

Arguably the same spot as "Rock Star" parking.

Marty: "Whoa, Andy, you must have been here at the crack of dawn."
Andy: "Yeah. How'd you know?"
Marty: "I rolled in and noticed that you have Porn Star Parking."

Porn Star Parking by Simon Jethro June 26, 2006

porn star nipples

Large or oversized nipples that resemble a porn star. Usually attractive to the opposite sex.

( . Y . ) <--normal

vs.

( o Y o ) <--psn

"At least you guys don't have PORN STAR NIPPLES," says Laura LeClaire.

porn star nipples by mary suck my titties May 26, 2006

porn star experience 

This is activity that is done bareback meaning no condom. Whether it is done oral, anal or vaginal.

She is a true PSE provider. D/D free and willing to do anything. That was the best porn star experience ever.

porn star experience by Gman2 October 7, 2007