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Young Widower

A teen or young boy/girl who has broken up with his girlfriend/boyfriend and has not yet decided to consent to a relationship after a year or two
Did you hear about Martha? I heard she's a young widower now after giving up on love
by Meskimo, The Fallen Angel April 26, 2020
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Dragon Wind

Dragon Wind is when you fart under a blanket and instead of a dutch oven you kick the bottom up so it creates wind that blows your fart up to you and your partners face.
Tom: Beckey is mad at me because last night in bed I farted and kicked the blankets up to give her Dragon Wind. It was rank.
by EvryWmnzFntsy May 6, 2020
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jelks wind

A made up word that will and leaks made up that is for “religious reasons.”
Yo that’s pretty jelks wind!
by That_ one _guy July 21, 2020
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rim wind

When you’re getting your salad tossed and an impossible fart slips through into an unsuspecting face.
“This girl was licking the ol’ dark side like a champion, and I let a rim wind slip right into her face.”
by mhurd57 August 29, 2020
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Human Wind Tunnel

The act of farting while simultaneously taking a rip from a bong.
The room fell silent as Becka filled the chamber of her bong with thick, white smoke. As she cleared it in one breath, she let out a thunderous fart that sent her friends into fits of laughter as they bore witness to the Human Wind Tunnel.
by spacehead74 September 14, 2020
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MacKenzie Widdowson

MacKenzie on the streets, BigMac in the sheets.
Mac likes to spend her time watching Attack on Titan erotica and wanking to nugget porn. She can often be found trying to avoid Elsa Guidon's advances or buddy wanking to pictures of Liam Parker
Elsa Guidon: "Hey MacKenzie Widdowson...Are you part of the McDonald's menu? Cuz I'd love to eat out a BigMac right now."
Mac: "No, Elsa, Fuck off,"
by Louie Bowen hater123 November 21, 2020
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Fracking widow

A wife who’s husband is in the oil industry / fracking industry and works for extended amounts of time leaving his wife for weeks at a time.
My husband is leaving for his hitch and making me a fracking widow for two weeks.
by Ckay2u7 February 18, 2021
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