mexican cervix punch

when a mexican guy goes so deep into your vagina it hurts(usually while eating a taco)

that mexican cervix punch Juan gave me hurt like hell....but the taco was awesome!

by JP189512 May 11, 2014

Mexican justice

The practice of framing gringos and tourists for crimes committed by the locals.

Mexican justice never blames the locals as it will scare away tourists. Thus the blame is put on the tourists who rented the hotel room next door to the murder.

by Bill the Cat May 9, 2008

dirty frosty mexican anus

When you bum fuck your mother and she shits on your penis causing you to sneeze all over her tits and then she orgasms inside your sister making a triple anus gangbang. then your daddys mother comes and sucks your penis whilst your dad sticks his penis up your arse then covers it in whipped cream before he proceeds to eat out your booty and then you accidentally make a retarded baby who shits actual physical bricks and then you accidentally fuck your sister senseless. To conclude you are heartbroken as you turn gay

ah shite i accidentally gave my neigbours step sister a dirty frosty mexican anus whilst eating a taco

by Ohio the Gggggreat February 13, 2019

mexican mariachi man whore

used to describe a complete asshole of the male gender.

"wow, you're a mexican mariachi man whore"

by Hannah June 27, 2004

Mexican flower girl

A little girl in a wedding dress and soccer shoes

Hey did u see that Mexican flower girl in the laundry mat?

by Spoofster84 January 2, 2011

Mexican Slip N' Slide

The act of ejaculating on your partners chest, and sliding across the "slip n' slide". Shouting "WEEEEE!" at the top of your lungs is preferred.

A: Damn, she broke up with you? Why?
B: I gave her a Mexican slip n' slide.
A: O.O

by Onemanarmy675 November 10, 2011

emo gay mexican asians

GOD.
pretty much own your soul

those emo gay mexican asians were sooo coool. i never thought id meet one.

by ^%$#&^%$*( December 9, 2007