May 24th

The day when a math prodigy was born

She's so good at math! When was she born?
May 24th

by Angel_Potat March 18, 2020

May 24th

National eat rigatoni pasta day

Yay it’s may 24th aka eat rigatoni pasta day

by Tamika0139 May 24, 2021

may 24th

Send your bf a titty pic

him: “hey it’s may 24th”
her: “it’s sending😉”

by rew May 24, 2024

May firtel

a lesser form of the being known as may portal

may firtel is so gay

by Erezberez July 16, 2019

May I please have a water?

When you're thirsty on a plane, thousands of feet in the air. But there's not much to drink.

Blonde male with a crown and mask on chin, looking around and grinning: "May I please have a water?"

Woman: Oh my god!

by Talking Ben Nigger December 12, 2023

May Jailer

May Jailer is the name Lizzy Grant named herself before choosing the actual name Lana Del Rey. By this name, she also recorded "her first album" named Sirens who is played on acoustic guitar.

-"May Jailer is my favorite singer !"

-"Who's May ?"
-"It's of course, Lana Del Rey !"

by elisabethshark April 01, 2023

mays appreciation day

on march 10th is maya appreciation day because itsvthe 69th day of the year

(on leap years it’s march 9th)
founded by goa

oh fuck it’s mays appreciation day today better put on my banana costume

by vortex881 November 21, 2021