May 17th

You must say happy birthday to someone called fran/franny/franchesca/francis even if it isnt their birthday, you must say happy birthday to them.

I bet you it will either make them happy or confused.

"Happy birthday fran/franny/franchesca/francis"
"Why did you say that?"
"Because its May 17th!!"

by Hjfmfds May 15, 2023

may 16

National let your boyfriend suck your dick day PLEASE

Hey it's may 16, lemme get down there

by ilikemenwithnoballs May 16, 2023

may 18

national dick pic day

omg its may 18, national dick pic day, send ur girl a dick pic

by knobface May 17, 2023

May 19th

National send a tik tok to your ex-girlfriend day.

Hey it’s May 19th, did you send a tok to your ex?

by noooeus May 18, 2023

15th may

15th may - the second april fools. You've missed your chance to fool someone in april? On 15 may you get another chance!

- i really think we need to break up
- Really?
- jk, it's 15th may

by kduck May 20, 2023

May 22

Today is the day to ask any boy for their hoodie, if they say no you have to steal it. ( then give it back obviously )

Person 1: yo its may 22 you know what that means...

Person 2: I have to ask Josh for his hoodie :(

by ¿§øməōņë‽ May 21, 2023

May 21st

May 21st is National make fun of chloe day, a day dedicated to insulting chloes.

“Its May 21st”

“Happy National make fun of chloe day!”

by Lokzzzzzzzzzd May 21, 2023