Scheme House

A fancy lake house in which shwhiskey is drank, art is licked, cigars are smoked, and schemes occur.

M: Hey, what are you doing this friday?
S: I do not know, but I sure as hell will not be going to the Scheme House!

by LIl' Lexicographer June 28, 2018

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Mississippi Housefire

When a guy has recently eaten spicy food and then eats a girl out . The vagina probably stings

I had sizzling fajitas 15 minutes ago with ghost pepper hot sauce so there’s going to be a Mississippi Housefire

by BGODMAFIA March 7, 2018

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Blue house blumpkin

When a blue collar worker wants to climb the ladder, he follows his boss into the port a John and gives him a blow job while he’s taking a shit.

Guy 1-“Hey, I heard that guy’s getting a promotion.”
Guy 2- “how the hell did he do that?”
Guy 1-“he gave boss man a blue house blumpkin”

by Bikejc7 July 15, 2018

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Dose house

Dose house is a home that isn’t complete, filled with people that don’t live there & generally doesn’t have hot water or electric.

“They’ve been here 6 months and they still haven’t laid the carpets down, dose house.”

“There is a child locked in their room, dose house.”

“No food in the fridge, dose house.”

by 420blazeityassqueen October 18, 2018

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fat house

a fat house is a phrase that means a house where some hella ragers (parties) go down . if someone has a fat house it means it is known for throwing big parties

bro you got a fat house you should throw another party

by Nolitanotnoshowers October 31, 2018

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