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Crack

Passing intestinal gas, farting, bustin' loose wid one.
You smell something foul and you ask the person next to you, "Did you crack man? It be stankin' like sumpin deads!"
by Wild Man Ran June 30, 2022
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cracked

Another way of saying someone is dumb as hell. Or saying something is dumb, overrated and is worth nothing.
Dude: how could she give me a D in her class, bro this shit cracked

Dude #1: Ay you see that girl over there, she gorgeous bro
Dude #2: Yea she is but she's cracked as hell, don’t waste your time my man
by 8milepimp May 17, 2021
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Crack-ti-vated

Someone who can’t do anything unless they have smoked crack
Stee-devon Went to pick Denayshay up to take her to Costco and she was still in bed when he got there. So Stee-devon whipped out a crack pipe and gave it to Denayshay and straight after she smoked it she shot out of bed and was ready in 2.4 minutes. It’s like the crack had motivated her and she had become Crack-ti-vated
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Sour crack kid

When you place sour patch kids into your parters ass cheeks, (hence the “crack” portion of the name) and proceed to have them attempt to launch them into your mouth. If you wish, it can be played like a game. Whomever catches the most candies wins, with the loser having to eat the others ass.
“We were havin such a great time eating each others ass, until the sour crack kid to too competitive.”
by Juicekaboos February 2, 2019
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Crack Pat

Crack Pat is a very weird guy who loves hanging with people and giving strange but cursed items

People do go missing, right after meeting with him
Crack Pat- hey kid, I have so thing to sell

The kid- what is it

Crack Pat- A game disk

The Kid - O cool thx

1 day later- A child is missing
by FireSlayer177 November 15, 2022
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crack-alacky

One of, if not, THE most powerful phrase you can say to someone, capable of creating storms and even killing a person. If followed up with "...you just got that attacky! 🙌", it can AND will reduce everyone to a pile of bones. This should only be used in the most dire of situations.
Mike: I think you're a big poop loser, you know that?
Jestin: I know you are, but what am I?
Mike: wh-
Jestin: crack-alacky, you just got that attacky! 🙌
Mike immediately combusts into flames, leaving nothing but his skeleton on the ground.
by matpatfan111287 September 26, 2022
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