Jack-a-tron

A gay mans tool that he uses when he is to tired to jack-off that does it for him.

You can get them at Spencers and Bj's.

by Paul C April 23, 2003

Gorilla Jacked

To be extremely muscular to the point of resembling a hairless, large primate. Gorilla jacked specimens can expect to have bulging veins, shaved heads, and, in rare cases, muscles on top of other muscles. Incorrect form during exercise can lead to extreme cases of being gorilla jacked, in which one literally walks on their knuckles and feet.

Rick: "Dude, look at that guy benching over there!"
Jake: "Oh shit son, he's getting gorilla jacked for sure!"

Anne: "Ew, why is he walking like that?"
Jerry: "Oh, he must have gotten too gorilla jacked."

by AfroN December 27, 2012

Sneaky Jack

When a guy jacks off in bed while his partner is asleep

Girl to friend "I woke up last night to my guy doing a sneaky jack"

Guy to friend "I couldn't get my girl to wake up last night, so i had to do a sneaky jack"

by Bigworm13 October 3, 2010

jack the cat

A black pile of expired horse shit that sleeps all day to only wake up to piss and shit all of your clothing and stare at you like Stephen hawking stares at people who can walk.

Jack the cat just thinks he's so smart..het the broom.

by Teddy313 April 5, 2018

jacked up

pregnant

Danielle: "Did you here that Allie got jacked up at the party last night?!"

Eliana: "OMG!!! What a slut!"

by dickonfire July 29, 2016

tire jacked

Having 1 or more of your tires stolen right off of your car.

I got tire jacked, they only took 1 tire though.

by me_strange August 28, 2007

frapple jacks

when you masterbate into your girlfriend cereal and have her eat it

I gave my girl friend a bowl of frapple jacks this morning

by Rinuji October 14, 2013