Bum egg

A really hard and sharp poo that hurts when on the toilet having a shit similar to a hemmeroid
Tyrone: yo have you laid any bum eggs recently
Jerome: yeah man , 3 already and its only 8 am
by Disishshfisagdjdhsj August 17, 2024
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big telly pokey bum wank

The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating / jerking off, to increase pleasure while watching pornography or sexually stimulating broadcast material to enhance the experience, either on television or vvia internet streaming on computer, smartphone or tablet.
He was so aroused by the two lesbians performing cullingus on each other on late-night television, he couldn't resist giving himself a big telly pokey bum wank.
by Mackem Beefy September 20, 2021
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Bum Reaper

Me, I am the Bum Reaper
"You see that guy over there? He's the Bum Reaper."
by _#%^*> December 03, 2023
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what the bum

"what the bum" is a phrase used jokingly and sometimes associated with brainrot.

think youre saying "erm what the freak" but instead youre saying "what the bum"
person 1: gets a cookie tray from subway and there's only half a cookie in there
also person 1: what the bum
by stellorcus August 13, 2024
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bum tape

throw me a roll of bum tape, i need to take a shit!
by amethystwaterlily September 27, 2017
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squeeky bum time

Squeeky bum time is when you are on the toilet and you re taking a massive shit but nothing is coming out and it's just solid squeeky farts.
"Dude I had some sick squeeky bum time last night"
by Squeekybum123 June 12, 2017
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Bum Wink

When something gives you so much fear that it makes your bum wink, also known as 'the closing effect'.
Holy shit-flaps Alessia! We almost got hit by that lorry! I was so scared, it made my bum wink!
by brownsource November 07, 2016
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