Bitchy Kiss

a kiss to a boyfriend in which the boyfriend is able to notice obvious traced of another mans cum.

A bitchy kiss is usually given by a girl who wants to rub it in your face that she cheated.

If you are receiving a bitchy kiss it is safe to assume the man who just came in your gfs mouth had a bigger dick than you

Jake got a bitchy kiss when he picked his gf from "studying" with "a guy from her chemistry class"

by hgfgfgg January 30, 2023

Calamari Kiss

When a cat presents its butthole to you, or presses (kisses) it on your leg, as a form of reverence, formal inter species greeting, or to marks its human territory.

“A kiss is just a kiss, but a calamari kiss means your family. *Howdoin!*”

by Jean_Creme March 16, 2025

Polish butterfly kiss

The act of flatulating on the bridge of a person's nose aka Turkish heat wave

The Polish Butterfly Kiss is the second leading cause of pink eye according to the CDC

by WoRdSmItH October 20, 2018

NATIONAL KISS DAY!

national kiss day is a day where u can kiss whoever u want and they can’t say NO!

NATIONAL KISS DAY is on august 13!
make it last

p1: it’s national kiss day!
p2: then let’s kiss

p1: *kisses p2*

by bad bishh August 29, 2019

Rembrandt's Kiss

When a bowel movement's wonderful clean pinch every so gently swipes your butt cheek, like a paint brushes arch from Rembrandt?

I thought I was having a good poop, but then the 'Rembrandt's Kiss, got me.

by Unreasonable_Man March 15, 2024

don't kiss your girlfriend day

just stop kissing your girlfriend with no warning . watch how mad she gets

babe why did u stop kissing me

it's don't kiss your girlfriend day

by skrtskrteatdirt October 7, 2022

NATIONAL KISS YOUR FRIENDS DAY.

You kiss your friend on March 20th

Let me kiss you bro, it's kiss your friend day.
NATIONAL KISS YOUR FRIENDS DAY.

by Anonymous04846 March 18, 2021