MEND BUTT CRACK!

A spell that seals a man\woman’s butt crack shut causing the target to be unpegable and unable to shit, in theory this spell may be more dangerous and fatal than it’s counterpart spell “TESTICULAR TORSION”. Side note if someone casts testicular torsion on you then cast mend butt crack on them to use as leverage on them to untwist your testicle.

I cast mend butt crack!

by Mr Spoofy June 14, 2024

Crack is semi divine

Crack is semi divine

Crack is semi divine

by Real Alberto June 4, 2022

crack flapping

Crack flapping is the act of slamming your and your significant other's asscracks together in a fit of sensual joy.

The old lady and I got hot and heavy last night, and we started crack flapping. I came so hard I farted inside her.

by Mr. McGooch September 19, 2016

crack needles

A neologism formed by accidentally conflating "crack pipes "with "heroin needles" to form a portmanteau of urban detritus. "Crack needles," a term that may include either type of referenced drug paraphernalia, are often found littering vacant lots, alleyways, or abandoned buildings in the less illustrious, seedy districts of America's disinvested and depopulated inner cities. The lack of specificity about which drug may be semantically valuable in helping cover multiple societal eras of drug addiction, or it may just make the utterer of the term sound like a damn fool.

"They had, like, the most AMAZING cocktails at this bar, right? But the neighborhood is, like, super sketch. Like, we couldn't find parking out front, so we had to walk half a block, and there were, like, crack needles in the alley, and stuff. And this homeless person asked us for change out front." - Karen, probably, who normally only comes into the city for sporting events or anything with valet parking

by zorsnacks October 9, 2023

whip crack

The sound every episode of Johnny Test makes every 1-3 seconds

"I couldn't sleep due to hearing constant whip cracks from watching two seasons of Johnny Test"

by swag9001 June 15, 2024

Pins n cracks

To express the level of annoyance of ones being. (Best if used saying “pins n cracks” in Australian accent)

“Jesus Christ m8 fucken pins n cracks that bitch wouldn’t shut the fuck up!”

by Gspotgasm September 25, 2020

Dipped in crack

A phrase used mostly in the late 1980's and through the 1990's as a way to describe a person, place, thing, or idea as being extra level amazing and making you want more of it.

This omakase is so delicious I think it must be dipped in crack.

by Prof. Fryoper August 1, 2023