Cracking your homeboy is when both of you are absolutely chopped and pull absolutely zero bitches, so you resort to having sex with each other in a heterosexual way.
Mason: Do you want to go out with me
Girl: No, you’re ugly af
Mason: That’s ok, I’ll just crack my homeboy, Calvin
Girl: Really? Cracking your homeboy?
Girl: No, you’re ugly af
Mason: That’s ok, I’ll just crack my homeboy, Calvin
Girl: Really? Cracking your homeboy?
by CalvinsLeftNut July 8, 2025
Get the Cracking Your Homeboymug. by Jakes balls November 20, 2019
Get the I’m on crackmug. Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023
Get the Crack Pipemug. by David Egan 2021 September 14, 2021
Get the the crack is 90mug. yo dude you got that glorious model o on crack????
dude: this is why you're a fucking reject to society
dude: this is why you're a fucking reject to society
by Glorious Official Company June 16, 2021
Get the model o on crackmug. an introvert who immediately becomes a crackhead in presence of his/her friends and starts acting like a hoe
by ryanXDXD December 10, 2019
Get the intro-crack-hoemug. by nick_in_STL January 31, 2018
Get the crack fuzzmug.