A self-doting submission to Urban Dictionary, usually under the title of one’s own name, for the sole purpose of stroking the adolescent ego of a budding sociopath.
“Billy spent all of class writing a rambling vanity post, because that’s what happens when your parents tell you you’re so special but also don’t discipline”.
by Rustbelt_Noir May 7, 2019
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Elise: *see's post
*Elise and james starts dating a week later
Elise: *see's post
*Elise and james starts dating a week later
by UndercoverMademan August 9, 2019
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National Post Yo Own Nudes Day is a day dedicated to exposing yourself and showing that you don't care, since people are so gullable, this day is also raising awareness for the freedom of nudity.
Pop A Tiddy, Pop Ya Pussy ,Pop Ya Ass
Post The Nudes In The Bush, Town Or Bath.
National Post Yo Own Nudes Day.😎
Post The Nudes In The Bush, Town Or Bath.
National Post Yo Own Nudes Day.😎
by HeWhoopTooHard August 14, 2019
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Get the Brazilian Postcard mug.Aroon posey is one of the sweetest you’ll meet. Don’t get it twisted though cause he will hurt you if you hurt one of his loved ones. He has a nice smile, beautiful like, he’s handsome, compliments others, has a kind heart, is very secretive unless it’s with one person. He is a keeper. A low key bad boy. He is good in bed and will make you never wanna leave, he is a freak when it comes down to his significant other. He will break you in bed. Has a big penis and is usually 5’6- 5’8. He will treat you like a queen if he can be your king. He is sexy.
Her: Is that Aroon posey
Him: yeah, why?
Her: he’s hot and badass
Him: you got me so don’t worry about anything else
Her: shut the fuck up. You only have 3 inches. Boy bye
Him: yeah, why?
Her: he’s hot and badass
Him: you got me so don’t worry about anything else
Her: shut the fuck up. You only have 3 inches. Boy bye
by Emma.belle November 25, 2019
Get the aroon posey mug.A post on a social media thread, or private conversation, in which the person posting satirizes common elements of other people's posts by making it too weird or outlandish to be serious.
This can be overt, or subtle, but the highest quality roast post tricks you into believing it might be a real post before the roast becomes clear.
This can be overt, or subtle, but the highest quality roast post tricks you into believing it might be a real post before the roast becomes clear.
A Roast Post In the context of a work sack channel on a day that an important report is due:
"Did everyone get a chance to checkout the TPS report?"
- TPS report being a reference to the meaningless reports the characters in Office Space were forced to file
"Did everyone get a chance to checkout the TPS report?"
- TPS report being a reference to the meaningless reports the characters in Office Space were forced to file
by dann1burk November 8, 2019
Get the roast post mug.When your boy in another state bangs a got chick and mails you one of his pubes so you can smell her mung.
by Cramuel L. Jackson April 16, 2020
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