Wooly poo

It’s just self explanatory really- that shit between being normal and being the runs, it’s wooly.

Mom I had a wooly poo

by Murryman June 10, 2020

Poo Nugget

After a satisfying dump, A Poo nugget is what hangs on at the end and refuses to let go no matter how nice you ask it.

It is known that in some Australian counties it is known as a "Michaela"

no matter how hard she tried, the poo nugget stayed clinging on
Michaela just kept hanging on.

by ghostly white September 20, 2019

Tactical poo

Tactical poo-

Is taken when one has a urge but not urgent one to shit, but due to work, commitments or anything that comes in the future minutes to hours to interfere with this sacred time: one then go’s to do a tactical shit.

Kenny “fuckk I kinda gotta shit but it’s not cooked and ready..”

Sussie “..we are paramedics Kenny, do a tactical poo now, in case we have a job come up..”

by GuNs LoVa May 20, 2024

Mistys Misterious Frozen Poo Post

When someone is very annoying so we devise a plan to shite in a Jonny and put it in her letterbox

I’m bored , anyone fancy doing “ Mistys Misterious Frozen Poo Post “

by Gercoff February 02, 2023

Fluffy Poo

Something people say when they feel excited:

"OMG, I feel so Fluffy Poo today! I'm going to the freaking zoo! LIT!"

by cittadelslang February 12, 2018

horse poo string

When poo string gets stuck in a horse's butt.

I found horse poo string when I met a horse.

by Debskelly1985 May 18, 2023

Poo due

Noticeable moisture that typically collects between ones buttocks cheeks.

I noticed a lot of poo due in my shorts after my run this morning.

by Wis Wan November 14, 2018