Booger Bear Baby

A girl that belongs to Colby that has a nice ass and no one else can touch

Damn did you see that booger bear baby

by $paigejourdy January 16, 2021

man or bear

An argument which arose on tiktok where women would choose a man or bear to stumble upon their unconscious body in the forest.

Woman 1: Man or Bear?
Woman 2: “I choose bear, the bear can’t rape me or use me.”
Woman 3: “Can’t the bear just maul you to fucking death?”

by hynap May 13, 2024

National Grizzly Bear Day

A day where you eat mass amounts of salmon and blueberries.

Dude, it’s National Grizzly Bear Day.

Man, I bet those Salukis are eating good tonight.

by User 98702 October 25, 2023

Simply Bear

A simple person that you should follow

hey your Simply bear

by TerrenceLmao March 5, 2021

Mr. Teddy Bear

That one guy who shows up to the party already shit faced dressed in a bear costume thinking it's October but it's mid April and his baby mama is on the run but slapped him with a divorce and child support on the same day. Some say this mysterious creature only shows up once or twice during the Summer Solstice but I've seen that Mf 4 mojitos deep on the Jersey Beach. Bear costume and all.

Her: Have you ever heard of Mr. Teddy Bear
Him: Yeah that f***er stole my mom's Zyn pouches.
Her: Damn, that's crazy

by raeByddeT.rM May 11, 2025

The Round Bear

A short but handsome male who secretly reciprocates feelings toward another male coworker and is also involved in fornication activities with another coworkers mother.

Dave is The Round Bear

by bham69420 January 2, 2023

Crack Bears

Synonymous with "Gummy Bears." The comparison is made to Crack because of its addictive properties and the fact that both are unhealthy to consume in mass quantities.

Also sometimes associated with a sugar high.

What do you want to eat? I got Twizzlers, Snickers, and Crack Bears.

by I C.U.P. February 27, 2011