Milk

The excuse Dads make to leave your life and may or may not come back

Dad:"Kids I'm gonna buy some milk I'll be back"
Kids:"Ok Dad!"
(20 years later)
Dad:*comes home with Milk* "Kids I'm back! I missed you all!"
Kids:"Fucking Liar"

by I ate your chicken nugget January 2, 2020

Duck Milk

A type of milk commonly found in Australia. The ducks that produce this milk are called 'milk ducks'.

Sometimes (if they are a very rare species) they will produce milk with a turquoise hue.

"How was your duck milk, Sarah?"
"It was great!"

by LoveussySanussy June 11, 2024

Daddy needs to get the milk

2 meanings:
1. When your father wants to cheat on your mother so he goes out to his fling (the 'milk') and never returns

2. The fling is a boy because your father turned gay so the milk is....

Little Johnny: Dad, where are you going?
Dad: Its okay Johnny, Daddy needs to get the milk, ok?
Little Johnny: But I know what the truth is from Tiktok!
Dad: (shoots Little Johnny) Well now you don't :)
(Dad leaves)

by BruhBro6969 August 8, 2023

Sharp as the Milk Street bread knife

Cutting labor that will be re-hired elsewhere for a completely different skill.

The labor market is as sharp as the milk street bread knife

by Ao10110 September 27, 2021

Gone for milk

Usually associated with your father, as it is his favourite catchphrase

Your dad: I'm going for milk
You:ok
He never came back
This is an instance of gone for milk

by Hdhshdhshsbz June 15, 2021

milk ting

Someone who wasn't breast fed when they were young. They drank powdered milk that was bought from a shop.

"Ethan is a milk ting, didnt get the breast milk when he was young"

by 349857309468723908719857193845 June 11, 2019

Milk

Generally an opaque white-colored liquid of high water content but also rich in fat, proteins and simple carbohydrates. Not limited to mammal-produced liquids, milk is a noun that applies directly to liquid of this structure produced by nut fruits such as coconuts, walnuts, almonds, cashews, macadamias, pecans, etc.

That baby is milk drunk..addicted to the boobies.

The hardest part about being vegan is waking up at 5 AM to milk the walnuts.

Breastfed babies receive the majority of their nutrition and hydration from the milk their beautiful mamas produce.

by ohheygwen November 25, 2017