Fist me daddy

A quote often used by FaZe Jevs fans or people on cod who wants a solid fisting
by BrandomineNJ August 31, 2015
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Fuck me twice!

idiom; used to express feelings of extreme frustration, exasperation, annoyance, surprise, resignation, or disappointment
"Yyyyeah, V, I'm gonna need you to work another eight hours while your 'sick' coworker goes out partying and whoring herself."

"Oh, fuck me twice!"

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"Fuck me twice, I can't believe that 'Signs' sucked so bad."
by pentacookie December 05, 2007
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slap me silly

To slap one until they're knocked some sense into or to slap one until they're knocked the hell out.
John had to slap me silly after I jumped off that 30-foot diving board.

Mike slapped me silly when we fought after school.
by NooberCrooser November 03, 2014
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Dude Trust Me

Dude, did you know cats are alergic to humans?
- Where tf did you took that from
Dude trust me
by TomboyLover2 December 27, 2020
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Take me down

When a girl says ‘take me down’ she’s usually referring in a sexual sense.

Take me down, daddy.” She doesn’t mean take me to a festival she means bring the festival to me and put me on the Ferris wheel of your penis.
Take me down tonight baby.
by Emmarayne November 11, 2017
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will you bury me

Will you marry me has lost all sense of meaning with half of them ending up in divorce. Will you bury me indicates farther commitment.
Man: Will you bury me?

Woman: Do scottich men wear dresses?
by cdubmoney April 15, 2010
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you be blowin me

Blowin/blows--when someone or somthings makes you mad, pissed off, or angry because of their actions or stupidity. That person/thing is blowin you...commonly heard in the D.C./metro area
"Lindsey Lohan's stupidity be blowin me".."You be blowin me" or "Thats the type of shit that be blowin me"
by J. Morgan August 07, 2007
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